Allegra Cole Quotes in Hitch (2005)

Allegra Cole: How did you know all that stuff about me?

[Hitch looks away]

Allegra Cole: Well, you really did your homework. Like at boarding school, when everyone used to tease me because I couldn't whistle?

[Hitch looks up, confused]

Allegra Cole: And having him dance like a buffoon, knowing I can't dance, either? Then telling him to drop mustard on his shirt so I'd feel like less of a dork? That was all you, right?

Hitch: Uh, no. Hell, no.

Allegra Cole: That was him?

Hitch: That's got Albert written all over it.

Allegra Cole: Did you put him up to the inhaler?

Hitch: [stunned] Stop it. He did not show you that.

Allegra Cole: He chucked it right before he kissed me.

Hitch: So, wait... that stuff worked for you?

Allegra Cole: It was adorable.

[they both laugh]

Allegra Cole: What *did* you do?

Hitch: [smiles] Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Hitch: [on Albert] That man would have sold his soul to make you happy.

Allegra Cole: So what does that make you? The devil?