Drillbit Taylor Quotes in Drillbit Taylor (2008)


Drillbit Taylor Quotes:

  • Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?

    Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.

  • Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.

    Wade: Are you still in the military?

    Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.

  • [from trailer]

    Drillbit Taylor: [from trailer] Now in addition to the Chinese Kung Fu we've got a little Mexican Judo, as in 'Judon't know who you messin' with, homz.'

  • Drillbit Taylor: Crap on a shit sandwich!

  • Drillbit Taylor: You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.

    Emmit: Even a puppy?

    Drillbit Taylor: Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them, Rommel did it, jerry bastard...

  • [repeated line]

    Drillbit Taylor: Hoorah!

  • Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!

    Drillbit Taylor: [to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.

  • Drillbit Taylor: Godammit, I'm sick of getting hit by this kid.

    Ryan: C'mon, Drillbit, kick his ass.

    Drillbit Taylor: I can't, he's a minor.

    Kid: No, he's not. He's 18.

  • Ryan: Now, we're more screwed than ever. All because you wanted to protect the hobbit over here.

    Drillbit Taylor: Hey, let's just stop for a second.

    Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!

    Ryan: You're a damn hobbit, okay?

    Emmit: I'm not!

    Drillbit Taylor: Hold it! Hey, Emmit's not a hobbit, okay? I don't think.

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