Drillbit Taylor Quotes in Drillbit Taylor (2008)

Drillbit Taylor: So what'd you do to provoke him?

Wade: Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.

Drillbit Taylor: I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.

Wade: Are you still in the military?

Drillbit Taylor: I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.

[from trailer]

Drillbit Taylor: [from trailer] Now in addition to the Chinese Kung Fu we've got a little Mexican Judo, as in 'Judon't know who you messin' with, homz.'

Drillbit Taylor: Crap on a shit sandwich!

Drillbit Taylor: You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.

Emmit: Even a puppy?

Drillbit Taylor: Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them, Rommel did it, jerry bastard...

[repeated line]

Drillbit Taylor: Hoorah!

Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!

Drillbit Taylor: [to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.

Drillbit Taylor: Godammit, I'm sick of getting hit by this kid.

Ryan: C'mon, Drillbit, kick his ass.

Drillbit Taylor: I can't, he's a minor.

Kid: No, he's not. He's 18.

Ryan: Now, we're more screwed than ever. All because you wanted to protect the hobbit over here.

Drillbit Taylor: Hey, let's just stop for a second.

Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!

Ryan: You're a damn hobbit, okay?

Emmit: I'm not!

Drillbit Taylor: Hold it! Hey, Emmit's not a hobbit, okay? I don't think.