Filkins Quotes in Drillbit Taylor (2008)

Ryan: [battle rap duel] Yo! Call me whatever you want, but you know I gets busy I'm so badass, I'm the king of Vice City, like the Buddha, I'm Zen, like Beckham I bend, I tell suckers "say hello to my little friend".

Filkins: Hey, meatball, where's your spaghetti? Your rapping's like a nightmare but I don't see Freddy. You best not even try to spit rhymes, dude 'cause when you spit all I ever see is chewed-up food.

Ronnie: Yeah, that's how we roll, that's how we do.

Ryan: Hold on. I know you just didn't go there, I got more skills than you in my one and only nut hair. So you better step off before you insult me and mine 'cause if you decide to step on, see I'm like a land mine... Boom! Boom!

Filkins: Oh, my God, look it's a punkass rapping. He say one more word I'm gonna have to bitch-slap him. So surprised you're moving ass is so damn fat. You're luck I don't hit you with my Wiffle, Wiffle Ball bat.

Ryan: Can't hurt my head with a bat, I'm the Incredible Hulk, I'm like Costco. I'm serving ass kickings in bulk. You don't like my words Mister King of the School? Well, guess what? You can suck on my family's jewels. Bitch!

[crowd cheers]

Filkins: You're Siamese queers, bitches!

Emmit: You're the bitch!

Filkins: Huh?

Emmit: AAAAAH that's right!

Filkins: Think you're so funny? Good. Cause you're not gonna laugh when you're dead. You're gonna get it now, worse than ever. All of you.

Ryan: [after knocking Filkins down] Everybody, from 9th grade to 12th grade, I promise you, his reign of tyranny is over! I proclaim it! He will never bother us again! And he's getting up!

Filkins: You're dead.

Ryan: And I'm in big trouble!

Filkins: I'm really a samurai warrior from the 14th Century sent to kill them.

[the parents at the meeting laugh at his joke]

Filkins: Catch me off guard? You broke my stairs? My father loved those stairs!

Filkins: Yo Jay, give me some murder music.