Gator Quotes in The Rocker (2008)

Amelia: Have you ever heard of cell phones?

Gator: Have you ever heard of brain cancer? There's two things in this world that I do not trust when they're wireless and that is phones... and marionettes.

Gator: [doing shots of Grapa] I've never ever seen this kind of alcohol before!

Gator: Hey Taffy, baby, come suck your daddy's dick.

Taffy: I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

[after sticking a carrot in Dawn's mouth at the moment of sexual climax]

Gator: I got off on it! I really got off on it!

Dawn Davenport: Oh DID you? Well, hip hip hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, fuck face?

Gator: I'm straight, I mean I like a lot of queers but I don't dig their equipment, you know. I like women.

Aunt Ida: But you could change. Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag and had a nice beautician boyfriend. I'd never have to worry.

Gator: You have nothing to worry about.

Gator: Hello, Aunt Ida.

Aunt Ida: Gater, what a coincidence! There's somebody here dying to meet you! Ernie, this is Gater; Gater, this is Ernie!

Ernie: Hi, stud!

Gator: Get him outta here!

Aunt Ida: Gater Nelson, you be polite to Ernie! He wants a date with you!

Gator: Well, I don't want a date with him. I came to say goodbye, Aunt Ida. I'm moving to Detroit.

Aunt Ida: WHAT?

Gator: I want to be near the auto in-duss-try. I'm sick of hairdressing, and besides, Dawn had me fired.

Ernie: I can get you a job at the baths, Mary!

Gator: Look, fucker, take a walk!

Ernie: Well!

Gator: Look, you better beat it before I punch your fuckin' face out that window.

Ernie: No gay knocks for me, Ida! At best, all you've got here is trade.

Aunt Ida: Oh, Gater! Ernie's your type! Move back in with me, and we'll get you a job as a female impersonator!

Ernie: His hands are too big, dahling. Bye, Gater. It was... fab meeting you!

Gator: Fuck you! You're worse than my wife!

Gator: Hi, brat. Is your mother home? I've a little going away present for her.

Taffy: [after spitting in his face] Hey, Mother, there's a shithead here to see you!