Emmit Quotes in Drillbit Taylor (2008)

Emmit: You're the bitch!

Filkins: Huh?

Emmit: AAAAAH that's right!

Drillbit Taylor: You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.

Emmit: Even a puppy?

Drillbit Taylor: Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them, Rommel did it, jerry bastard...

Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!

Drillbit Taylor: [to Ryan] Emmit's not a hobbit, I don't think.

Ryan: Now, we're more screwed than ever. All because you wanted to protect the hobbit over here.

Drillbit Taylor: Hey, let's just stop for a second.

Emmit: I'm not a hobbit!

Ryan: You're a damn hobbit, okay?

Emmit: I'm not!

Drillbit Taylor: Hold it! Hey, Emmit's not a hobbit, okay? I don't think.

Ryan: Me and Emmit are gonna back you up.

Emmit: Oh, now it's "me and Emmit". You've never been nice to me, Ryan and I've only been kind to you. And I've tried so hard to make this friendship work, but I am not going to die for someone who won't die for me. "Survival technique". I renounce violence. I have a future!