Dom Portwood Quotes in Office Space (1999)

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Dom Portwood Quotes:

  • Dom Portwood: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

    Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.

    Dom Portwood: Yeah. Did you get that memo?

    Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

    Dom Portwood: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

  • Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.

    Dom Portwood: Who's he?

    Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.

    Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.

    Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.

    Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.

    Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.

    Bill Lumbergh: Great.

    Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?

    Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.

    Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.

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