Marcee Tidwell Quotes in Jerry Maguire (1996)

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Marcee Tidwell Quotes:

  • [after Tidwell makes a good play on TV with his family watching]

    Tyson Tidwell: Yeah! That's my mo-fo!

    Marcee Tidwell: [gasps]

    Tyson Tidwell: [suddenly guilty] Oops.

    Marcee Tidwell: Uh-uh. Come here.

    Tyson Tidwell: [does, a bit scared]

    Marcee Tidwell: How about you be the first man in the family to stop using that phrase, and then maybe we'll let you live.

  • Marcee Tidwell: [shouting at Jerry in his office] What do you stand for?

    Dorothy: How about a little piece of integrity in this world that is so full of greed and a lack of honorability that I don't know what to tell my son! Except, "Here. Have a look at a guy who isn't yelling 'Show me the money." Did you know he's broke? He is broke and working for you for free! Broke. Broke, broke, broke. I'm sorry I'm just not as good at the insults as she is.

    Marcee Tidwell: No, that was pretty good.

  • Marcee Tidwell: [upon seeing the fax sent to Jerry's office] 1.5 million? Man, we owe more than that!

  • Jerry Maguire: [Looking over an inadequate contract sent by fax to his office]

    Jerry Maguire: I'll go back to them.

    Marcee Tidwell: And say what? "Please remove your dick from my ass"?

  • Marcee Tidwell: I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here.

  • Marcee Tidwell: [while waiting impatiently for him in his office] I'm glad to see you finally made it Rod is very upset

    Jerry Maguire: How can I make your life better?

    Marcee Tidwell: This is humiliating and I'm pregnant and incapable of bullshit, where is our offer from Arizona? I don't know what you do for your four percent but my husband has a whole plan, an image and when you put him in a waterbed warehouse commercial you're making him common when you know he deserves the big four: shoes, cars, clothing line, soft drink I know about the four jewels of the celebrity endorsement dollar I majored in marketing and so did my husband we came to play

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