Diane Farrow Quotes in Love Potion No. 9 (1992)

Diane Farrow: There was this experiment where an electrode was planted in the pleasure center of a monkey's brain. When the monkey hit a button, it sent a signal to the electrode, in effect, exciting the monkey sexually.

Woman at luncheon: You're kidding.

Diane Farrow: No. Can you guess what happened?

Woman at luncheon: Was it a male monkey?

Diane Farrow: Yes.

Woman at luncheon: He slammed the button till he died.

Diane Farrow: Oh, so you know this experiment?

Woman at luncheon: I know men, honey.

Diane Farrow: Was there a second date that I'm not aware of?

Enrico Pazzoli: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Diane Farrow: No. No one in their right mind.

Diane Farrow: You know, all my life, I've felt ugly, and now I have the worlds most desireable man telling me that I am beautiful. I have the Prince of England at home pining for me. I mean, Paul, this is like a dream come true. i could be a princess.