Paul Matthews Quotes in Love Potion No. 9 (1992)

Paul Matthews: How do you synthesize a methylated alkaloid?

Cheryl: [short pause] I don't know.

Paul Matthews: Too bad.

Paul Matthews: Well, I'd like to tell you that 5 minutes after I kissed Diane she came running out into my arms and that we fell in love forever, but that's not what happened.

Paul Matthews: It took six minutes.

Paul Matthews: About once a month my friends and I get together and do something different for fun. Sometimes we go bowling or miniature golf or a movie or something. One night we went down to a gypsy palm reader at 34th and Vine.

Paul Matthews: Except for the fact she had kind of a boyfriend, Diane was exactly my type.

Paul Matthews: You look familiar.

Prince Geoffrey: Yeah, I'm the Prince of England.

Paul Matthews: Hey, what do you think of those pretzels?