Jeremy Lewis Quotes in Twin Town (1997)

Jeremy Lewis: I'm a big, bad, bong-banging bible basher!

Jeremy Lewis: Why is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?

Jeremy Lewis, Julian Lewis: Health spa? Aaaah!

Jeremy Lewis: Do you know what they do to you if you're caught doing drugs in Morroco?

Julian Lewis: No?

Jeremy Lewis: They hand you over to the RUG squad. Aaaah I fuckin' had ew!

Jeremy Lewis: The way of the transgressor... is fuckin' 'ard, like.

Jeremy Lewis: What's your handicap, Bryn?

[Smashes golf club into Bryn's knee]

Bryn Cartwright: [In agony, with tape over his mouth] MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Jeremy Lewis: Not bad.