Darnell Jackson Quotes in Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)

Darnell Jackson: They're shooting a TV show, I heard of this. It's like American Idol for dancing.

Justin Schumacher: America what?

Darnell Jackson: Star Search, it's like Star Search for dancing.

Darnell Jackson: I can't dance like that no more. I'm a grown-ass man!

Darnell Jackson: For a hundred grand? You better bust a move, drop it like its hot. Now, I don't want to see your black ass again until you got a whole lot of money or a whole lot of diapers.

[slams door]

Darnell Jackson: Oh, hell no. You don't close my door like that!

Roxanne Jackson: [opens door] What you say, nigga?

Darnell Jackson: Uh, nothin'. I'm your nigga.

Roxanne Jackson: Now get to steppin'.

[slaps him hard across the face]

Roxanne Jackson: Bitch-slapped.

Aki: [Darnell's invention of the Jewbix cube, a Jewish version of the Rubik's cube. Aki is reading off the pictures on the cube] A Jewish star, a money sign, a menorah, and a d... Dude you put a dick on the Jewbix cube?

[Hector and Aki laugh]

Darnell Jackson: [mad at Aki and Hector for laughing] It's a circumcised penis. The only other real Jewish thing I could think of.

Darnell Jackson: Aki, what the hell are you doing? Come on, man. The robot's suppose to be your thing. You look like C-3PO with R2-D2 stuck up his ass.

Darnell Jackson: Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, Aki, have of sleeping with you?

Yun: Zero percent.

Darnell Jackson: One more question, please. What if he's a professional break-dancer?

Yun: Two percent.

Aki: Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase.

Justin Schumacher: Yeah! That's my Aki! Homeboy's forever?

Aki: Homeboy's forever.

Darnell Jackson: Homeboy's forever.

Hector: Homeboy's forever.

Darnell Jackson, Aki, Justin Schumacher, Hector: Funky Fresh Boyz!

Yun: If that what you guys are going to call yourselves, it goes back down to one percent.

Darnell Jackson: [to Jen] You and your boyfriend can take that good bitch, bad bitch routine and and stick it right up your snutzy.

Crazy Homeless Man: Snutzy?

Jennifer: Okay. Terrified to ask what my snutzy is.

Crazy Homeless Man: I'll tell ya.

Darnell Jackson: Man, I miss you dog. I miss you. You my nigga.

Justin Schumacher: [Looking horrified] Darnell, that's a bad word.

Darnell Jackson: Bitch, you been sleeping too long. After N.W.A. came out everybody's been saying it.

Justin Schumacher: What was N.W.A.?

Darnell Jackson: Niggaz with Atti...

Justin Schumacher: [Looking more horrified]

Darnell Jackson: Look, don't worry about it. It's my buddy, my friend.

Justin Schumacher: I'm sorry Darnell, I was in a coma.

Darnell Jackson: Yeah, you were.

Justin Schumacher: You're a good nigger. You're the best nigger I ever had.