Darnell Quotes in Four Brothers (2005)

[first lines]

Evelyn Mercer: Ok, Darnell, so the candy just happened to jump into your pocket, huh? Well I don't think so. Samir's going to call the police right now. Samir, the police!

Darnell: Please don't call the police, man, please!

Evelyn Mercer: That's what happens when you shoplift. There's consequences.

Darnell: But it's just some damn candy! I don't wanna go to jail!

Evelyn Mercer: Well you can probably get away with stealing sometimes, Darnell, but sooner or later you're gonna get caught. Is that the way you want to lead your life?

Darnell: No.

Evelyn Mercer: I happen to believe you're worth more. But you gotta believe it, Darnell.

Darnell: I hear you, Miss Evelyn.

Evelyn Mercer: Are you bullshitting me?

Darnell: No, Ma'am.

Evelyn Mercer: Well you better not be, you hear me?

Darnell: Yes, Ma'am.

Evelyn Mercer: Ok. Now you tell Samir.

Darnell: I won't steal anymore, sir.

Samir: Alright.

[hangs up the phone]

Evelyn Mercer: Boy, did you get lucky.

Reggie: Ooh, just look at those two jumpers. I can taste them frog-legs already.

Darnell: [Loudly] Bet they taste real good with the sauce piquant! Right, Pa?

Reggie: Will you be quiet?

[Hits Darnell with club]

Darnell: Ow.

[Two-Fingers mumbles something while making gestures]

Reggie: My thoughts exactly, Two-Fingers. It's time to catch us some frogs.

Darnell: So are we going out tonight?

Carla: What? No! Not today boo. No, no.

Darnell: I say, you ain't no real nigger, IS you?

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: [stoned] Is YOU a real nigger?

Darnell: You callin' me nigger, motherfucka? Don't call me a NIGGER, moth'fucka!

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Would you prefer "motherfucker," motherfucker?