Funeral Director Quotes in Cadillac Man (1990)
Funeral Director Quotes:
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[first lines]
Funeral Director: [funeral procession of cars is halted and the engine of the hearse is smoking] I don't know what's wrong with it! I thought you guys were supposed to service this thing!
Hearse Driver: I don't know why he didn't service it.
Funeral Director: Yeah, yeah, "I don't know".
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Funeral Director: Joe, from the beautiful words you've written, it's clear to me that Sasha wasn't just a great dog. She was a great friend.
[starts eulogy]
Funeral Director: "Sasha was loyal, she was compassionate, and she loved to shake."
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Dirk Simpson: I need to see Victor Fox. It's an emergency.
Funeral Director: He's dead. He doesn't have emergencies.
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Funeral Director: Who is she?
Dirk Simpson: Oh! That's my lawyer. Perry Mason.
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