Justin Schumacher Quotes in Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)

Jennifer: Try not to hate me.

Justin Schumacher: I hate you more than Garfield hates Mondays.

Jennifer: I thought Garfield hated lasagna.

Justin Schumacher: Garfield loves lasagna!

Darnell Jackson: They're shooting a TV show, I heard of this. It's like American Idol for dancing.

Justin Schumacher: America what?

Darnell Jackson: Star Search, it's like Star Search for dancing.

Justin Schumacher: Darth Maul? Jar Jar Binks? Who are these gay birds? They're not from Star Wars.

Kip: Taste some of this. Gives you wings, buddy.

Justin Schumacher: [gulps down Red Bull] Whoa. It tastes like a laser.

Cole: You and me in the parking lot, mano a mano.

Justin Schumacher: You had mono? Well, I was in a coma.

Darnell Jackson: Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, Aki, have of sleeping with you?

Yun: Zero percent.

Darnell Jackson: One more question, please. What if he's a professional break-dancer?

Yun: Two percent.

Aki: Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase.

Justin Schumacher: Yeah! That's my Aki! Homeboy's forever?

Aki: Homeboy's forever.

Darnell Jackson: Homeboy's forever.

Hector: Homeboy's forever.

Darnell Jackson, Aki, Justin Schumacher, Hector: Funky Fresh Boyz!

Yun: If that what you guys are going to call yourselves, it goes back down to one percent.

Darnell Jackson: Man, I miss you dog. I miss you. You my nigga.

Justin Schumacher: [Looking horrified] Darnell, that's a bad word.

Darnell Jackson: Bitch, you been sleeping too long. After N.W.A. came out everybody's been saying it.

Justin Schumacher: What was N.W.A.?

Darnell Jackson: Niggaz with Atti...

Justin Schumacher: [Looking more horrified]

Darnell Jackson: Look, don't worry about it. It's my buddy, my friend.

Justin Schumacher: I'm sorry Darnell, I was in a coma.

Darnell Jackson: Yeah, you were.

Justin Schumacher: You're a good nigger. You're the best nigger I ever had.