Danny McGavin Quotes in Colors (1988)

Bob Hodges: Who are you?

Danny McGavin: Rocky 6.

Danny McGavin: You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.

Dr. Feelgood: You ain't got nothing on me!

Danny McGavin: I got handcuffs on you.

Dr. Feelgood: Hey man, these handcuffs are too tight.

Danny McGavin: Well they ain't built for comfort, pal.

Bob Hodges: Do you need anything?

Officer Rusty Baines: [sarcastically] Jeez. I don't know Hodges. Maybe some of your valuable expertise?

Danny McGavin: Hey, I doubt that. You guys are doing such a fine job that's why they call us out here at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Officer Rusty Baines: Hey, why don't you flying CRASH guys go take a flying fuck.

Danny McGavin: Hey, fuck you.

Officer Rusty Baines: [scoffs at McGavin]

Danny McGavin: Fuck you.

Bob Hodges: You wanna look at pussy or learn about this job?

Danny McGavin: Not yet.

Bob Hodges: Not yet.

Danny McGavin: Hey you know, if you just cut me half as much slack as you do the rest of those assholes, I might just owe you one.

Bob Hodges: I have, you do.

Danny McGavin: [Intimidated and backing down] Hey, Hodges, Uncle Bob. I don't have any problems with you.

Bob Hodges: [Angrily] You got problems with the whole fuckin' world, and I'm in it... and I don't like it!

Bob Hodges: [sitting upside down after crashing their car] My wife wants to meet you. She says, uh, you can bring a date.

Danny McGavin: Okay...

Danny McGavin: Listen, about the other day...

Bob Hodges: This has nothing to do with the other day.

Danny McGavin: Shut up! What, I don't get to talk here?

Bob Hodges: Talk.

Danny McGavin: I'm sorry about the car. I fucking wiped out, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say I'm sorry, and it will never happen again? I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're trying to do. But, I didn't sign up for CRASH to play nice to these assholes. You think you get respect? They just laugh, and bump somebody off, and I can't deal with that. And if you can't deal with me, well, I understand that, too.

Bob Hodges: Do you want to second guess me?

Danny McGavin: No, I want to go and bust... him.

Bob Hodges: So what do you want to do, pull a fire extinguisher out of his ass?

Danny McGavin: Well, I'll plant one there if I have to, and then you can pull it out, so you don't have to be dicking around in the car all the time!

Danny McGavin: Is 21st street on our list?

Bob Hodges: Nah. Poor fuckers are professional victims. Get their ass kicked constantly. Kind of a mixed gang. You got Diamond street there, the ville, and the projects on the west so they gotta fight their way in and fight their way out.

Danny McGavin: They're fucked, huh?