Bob Hodges Quotes in Colors (1988)


Bob Hodges Quotes:

  • Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".

  • Bob Hodges: Who are you?

    Danny McGavin: Rocky 6.

  • Leo 'Frog' Lopez: I know the routine, Homes. I owe you. You know, that's what makes this country great, hey, Homes?

    Bob Hodges: What's that?

    Leo 'Frog' Lopez: Credit! You got your Visa card. I got you, Homes.

  • Bob Hodges: Do you need anything?

    Officer Rusty Baines: [sarcastically] Jeez. I don't know Hodges. Maybe some of your valuable expertise?

    Danny McGavin: Hey, I doubt that. You guys are doing such a fine job that's why they call us out here at 3 o'clock in the morning.

    Officer Rusty Baines: Hey, why don't you flying CRASH guys go take a flying fuck.

    Danny McGavin: Hey, fuck you.

    Officer Rusty Baines: [scoffs at McGavin]

    Danny McGavin: Fuck you.

  • Bob Hodges: You wanna look at pussy or learn about this job?

    Danny McGavin: Not yet.

    Bob Hodges: Not yet.

  • [first lines]

    Diaz: Hey Hodges, what do you think about all those hot shot jitter bugs, huh?

    Bob Hodges: What about 'em?

    Diaz: You never went for this shit, did you?

    Bob Hodges: No way.

  • Danny McGavin: Hey you know, if you just cut me half as much slack as you do the rest of those assholes, I might just owe you one.

    Bob Hodges: I have, you do.

  • Danny McGavin: [Intimidated and backing down] Hey, Hodges, Uncle Bob. I don't have any problems with you.

    Bob Hodges: [Angrily] You got problems with the whole fuckin' world, and I'm in it... and I don't like it!

  • Bob Hodges: [to McGavin] You can try to be a professional! That's the best you can fuckin' do!

  • Bob Hodges: [sitting upside down after crashing their car] My wife wants to meet you. She says, uh, you can bring a date.

    Danny McGavin: Okay...

  • Bob Hodges: Somebody call my wife and tell her to come get me. Get my wife... Okay, I'm gonna rest my head a minute. Let me catch my breath.

  • Danny McGavin: Listen, about the other day...

    Bob Hodges: This has nothing to do with the other day.

    Danny McGavin: Shut up! What, I don't get to talk here?

    Bob Hodges: Talk.

    Danny McGavin: I'm sorry about the car. I fucking wiped out, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say I'm sorry, and it will never happen again? I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're trying to do. But, I didn't sign up for CRASH to play nice to these assholes. You think you get respect? They just laugh, and bump somebody off, and I can't deal with that. And if you can't deal with me, well, I understand that, too.

  • Bob Hodges: Do you want to second guess me?

    Danny McGavin: No, I want to go and bust... him.

    Bob Hodges: So what do you want to do, pull a fire extinguisher out of his ass?

    Danny McGavin: Well, I'll plant one there if I have to, and then you can pull it out, so you don't have to be dicking around in the car all the time!

  • Bob Hodges: And there they are. The Ville. Crips. Crip de Ville. Stone fuckin' killers. They'll walk into your house, blow you away, sit down, eat, then leave.

  • Danny McGavin: Is 21st street on our list?

    Bob Hodges: Nah. Poor fuckers are professional victims. Get their ass kicked constantly. Kind of a mixed gang. You got Diamond street there, the ville, and the projects on the west so they gotta fight their way in and fight their way out.

    Danny McGavin: They're fucked, huh?

  • Bob Hodges: Do you do drugs?

    Whiley Pritcher: Does Tylenol count?

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