Chinese Waiter Quotes in eXistenZ (1999)
Chinese Waiter Quotes:
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Ted: [points gun at Allegra's head] Death to the demoness, Allegra Geller.
Allegra: That's not funny.
Ted: Sorry.
[lowers the gun]
Ted: But you know, I do feel the urge to kill someone here.
Allegra: Who?
Ted: I need to kill our waiter.
Allegra: Oh. Well that makes sense. Um, waiter! Waiter!
[she calls over waiter]
Allegra: When he comes over, do it. Don't hesitate.
Ted: But... everything in the game is so realistic, I-I don't think I really could.
Allegra: You won't be able to stop yourself. You might as well enjoy it.
Ted: Free will... is obviously not a big factor in this little world of ours.
Allegra: It's like real life. There's just enough to make it interesting.
Ted: [looking at approaching waiter] He's too nice! I won't do it.
Chinese Waiter: What can I do to make your lunch more pleasant?
Ted: I found this in my soup.
[holds up gun]
Ted: And I'm very upset.
[shoots waiter]
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[last lines]
Chinese Waiter: Hey, tell me the truth... are we still in the game?
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Chinese Waiter: Four scorpion bowl in five minute? That's got to be a restaurant record.
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Chinese Waiter: Ha! I love it! Now you go to jail and marry big smelly man!
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Whitey: Your honor, if it pleases the court, I'd like to interject for a moment.
Chinese Waiter: What the hell was that? Did anybody else hear a parakeet and have I gone crazy?
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Chinese Waiter: Congratulations! Now please excuse me while I go take shower!
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Chinese Waiter: [during "Bum Biddy"]
[singing]
Chinese Waiter: How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack!
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Eleanor Duvall: You're an animal.
Davey Stone: And you're bald!
[rips her wig off]
Eleanor Duvall: Not again.
[faints]
Whitey: You're not welcome in my house.
Davey Stone: Good, your house SUCKS!
Jennifer: Do you have to be mean to everybody who tries to help you?
Davey Stone: That's my problem!
[tosses wig which hands on the Waiter's head]
Chinese Waiter: He just a no-goodnik, and *I* am the real Kristi Yamaguchi
Narrator: Wow. Just when you started to really like Davey, he goes and has a butthole relapse.
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