Crease Quotes in Blade (1998)

Crease: [waving Blade's sword around] Check it out! I've got his pig-sticker!

[He laughs, then screams as the booby-trapped handle springs out, tearing his hand to pieces]

Quinn: You're a fuck-up, Crease!

[All the vampires laugh, Crease included]

Quinn: You're a fuck-up!

[imitating]

Quinn: "I got his pig-sticker!"

Crease: Now what are you saying, the NSA killed Kennedy?

Mother: No, they shot him but they didn't kill him. He's still alive.

Crease: I can't believe we actually made it back.

Carl: I can't believe we pulled off the greatest sneak in history and can't tell anybody about it.

Mother: You know what I can't believe? I can't believe tomorrow's Thursday!