Quinn Quotes in Blade (1998)


Quinn Quotes:

  • Quinn: I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!

  • [as the security force prepares for Blade's arrival]

    Quinn: [babbling] Deak, I don't think you understand, I mean, this dude is fucking bad! Like, he's - he's like, he had twenty guys around him - I was there, man! He's got shit he throws at you, like-like the sword...

    Deacon Frost: Yeah, he's got the sword, and shit...

    Quinn: Exactly.

    Deacon Frost: Yeah, he can throw it in the air...

    Quinn: He's got like the shit that he throws...

    Deacon Frost: Catch it underneath...

    Quinn: Exactly...

    Deacon Frost: Yeah - SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • Quinn: Oh, lookie here.

    [he removes a silver stake from Blade's holster]

    Quinn: Silver. Nice craftsman ship, huh? Probably cost you a pretty penny. Now this here is a man who takes his job just a little too seriously, don't you think? Come to think of it, Blade, I owe you one.

    [he stabs the stake into Blade's shoulder]

    Quinn: Actually, if you want to get technical, Blade...

    [lifts another stake]

    Quinn: I owe you two.

    [Blade starts laughing]

    Quinn: Oh, what's so funny, bright eyes?

    Blade: I'm expecting company.

    [Quinn looks closer, and sees the radio piece in Blade's ear, which is chattering. The wall explodes behind them]

    Whistler: Catch you fuckers at a bad time?


  • Quinn: You can slice him, you can dice him, but the Quinn man just keeps on comin'!

  • Crease: [waving Blade's sword around] Check it out! I've got his pig-sticker!

    [He laughs, then screams as the booby-trapped handle springs out, tearing his hand to pieces]

    Quinn: You're a fuck-up, Crease!

    [All the vampires laugh, Crease included]

    Quinn: You're a fuck-up!


    Quinn: "I got his pig-sticker!"

  • Deacon Frost: [examining Blade's sword] Hold out your arm, Quinn.

    Quinn: [who's *finally* got both of his arms grown back] Why, man? 'Cause they're-they're, like, all better.

    Deacon Frost: Hold out your arm. Now.

    [trembling, Quinn does so; Frost takes aim with the sword]

    Quinn: Deak, I...

    [Frost raises the sword... and lowers it]

    Deacon Frost: Just kidding.

    [chucks Quinn on the shoulder]

    Quinn: [laughing uproariously] He was fucking with me, man! He was, like...

  • Deacon Frost: Kill him.

    Quinn: Wait. I oh you man. I got two new hands, and I don't know which one to kill you with.

    [lunges forward with a dagger in hand]

    Blade: [Blade pulls out razor wire, and cut's off Quinn's head. he plucks his own sunglasses out of the air and slides them on] Rawr.

  • Deacon Frost: Tonight the age of man comes to an end. No more compromises.

    Quinn: We're gonna be Gods.

  • Robin: Whoa. What happened?

    Quinn: It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.

    Robin: Well, aren't you gonna fix it? I mean can't we, can't we reattach it somehow?

    Quinn: Sure, we'll, like, glue it back on.

    Robin: Aren't you one of those guys?

    Quinn: What guys?

    Robin: Those guy guys, you know, those guys with skills.

    Quinn: Skills?

    Robin: Yeah. You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?

    Quinn: No, I can't do that, but I can do this:

    [Pops finger out of the side of his mouth]

    Quinn: Does that help?

  • Quinn: They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can't find it anywhere else.

    Robin: Maybe they will.

    Quinn: It's an island, babe. If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here.

  • Robin Monroe: Yeah, you know, I'm making conversation. Why?

    Quinn: You talk too much. You're opinionated. You're stubborn, sarcastic and stuck up! Your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small.


    Robin Monroe: Hey, you wanna know why you're not my type?

    Quinn: Nope.

  • Quinn: When I close my eyes all men are the same.

  • Quinn: They look, kinda cool!

  • [after receiving a "special favor" from Christian]

    Quinn: You're not worried about Elizabeth comin' in?

    Christian Markelli: Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie.

    Quinn: I'm here for a date with Elizabeth.

    Christian Markelli: Elizabeth lives in 243D, as in "down the walk". This is 243B... as in "blow job". You're not Str8Curious from AOL?

    Quinn: No.

    Christian Markelli: [laughing] Not again.

  • Quinn: Hey, know what a cop should do on his birthday?

    Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: What's that?

    Quinn: Not get killed.

  • Quinn: [to Alice] He could've had the whole world. So he leaned over sideways and grabbed you.

  • Quinn: [a dead body at the crime scene has suddenly disappeared] Fine police department we are: even dead guys disappear on us. I don't like this magic stuff!

    Inspector Gavigan: Don't let anything funny happen, because if you do, I'm gonna' say a few magic words over you and your JOB will disappear!

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