Quinn Quotes in Blade (1998)

Quinn: I'm gonna be naughty! I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!

[as the security force prepares for Blade's arrival]

Quinn: [babbling] Deak, I don't think you understand, I mean, this dude is fucking bad! Like, he's - he's like, he had twenty guys around him - I was there, man! He's got shit he throws at you, like-like the sword...

Deacon Frost: Yeah, he's got the sword, and shit...

Quinn: Exactly.

Deacon Frost: Yeah, he can throw it in the air...

Quinn: He's got like the shit that he throws...

Deacon Frost: Catch it underneath...

Quinn: Exactly...

Deacon Frost: Yeah - SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Quinn: Oh, lookie here.

[he removes a silver stake from Blade's holster]

Quinn: Silver. Nice craftsman ship, huh? Probably cost you a pretty penny. Now this here is a man who takes his job just a little too seriously, don't you think? Come to think of it, Blade, I owe you one.

[he stabs the stake into Blade's shoulder]

Quinn: Actually, if you want to get technical, Blade...

[lifts another stake]

Quinn: I owe you two.

[Blade starts laughing]

Quinn: Oh, what's so funny, bright eyes?

Blade: I'm expecting company.

[Quinn looks closer, and sees the radio piece in Blade's ear, which is chattering. The wall explodes behind them]

Whistler: Catch you fuckers at a bad time?

Quinn: HE WANTS BLADE ALIVE!

Quinn: You can slice him, you can dice him, but the Quinn man just keeps on comin'!

Crease: [waving Blade's sword around] Check it out! I've got his pig-sticker!

[He laughs, then screams as the booby-trapped handle springs out, tearing his hand to pieces]

Quinn: You're a fuck-up, Crease!

[All the vampires laugh, Crease included]

Quinn: You're a fuck-up!

[imitating]

Quinn: "I got his pig-sticker!"

Deacon Frost: [examining Blade's sword] Hold out your arm, Quinn.

Quinn: [who's *finally* got both of his arms grown back] Why, man? 'Cause they're-they're, like, all better.

Deacon Frost: Hold out your arm. Now.

[trembling, Quinn does so; Frost takes aim with the sword]

Quinn: Deak, I...

[Frost raises the sword... and lowers it]

Deacon Frost: Just kidding.

[chucks Quinn on the shoulder]

Quinn: [laughing uproariously] He was fucking with me, man! He was, like...

Deacon Frost: Kill him.

Quinn: Wait. I oh you man. I got two new hands, and I don't know which one to kill you with.

[lunges forward with a dagger in hand]

Blade: [Blade pulls out razor wire, and cut's off Quinn's head. he plucks his own sunglasses out of the air and slides them on] Rawr.

Deacon Frost: Tonight the age of man comes to an end. No more compromises.

Quinn: We're gonna be Gods.

Robin: Whoa. What happened?

Quinn: It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.

Robin: Well, aren't you gonna fix it? I mean can't we, can't we reattach it somehow?

Quinn: Sure, we'll, like, glue it back on.

Robin: Aren't you one of those guys?

Quinn: What guys?

Robin: Those guy guys, you know, those guys with skills.

Quinn: Skills?

Robin: Yeah. You send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?

Quinn: No, I can't do that, but I can do this:

[Pops finger out of the side of his mouth]

Quinn: Does that help?

Quinn: They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can't find it anywhere else.

Robin: Maybe they will.

Quinn: It's an island, babe. If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here.

Robin Monroe: Yeah, you know, I'm making conversation. Why?

Quinn: You talk too much. You're opinionated. You're stubborn, sarcastic and stuck up! Your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small.

[pause]

Robin Monroe: Hey, you wanna know why you're not my type?

Quinn: Nope.

Quinn: When I close my eyes all men are the same.

Quinn: They look, kinda cool!

[after receiving a "special favor" from Christian]

Quinn: You're not worried about Elizabeth comin' in?

Christian Markelli: Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie.

Quinn: I'm here for a date with Elizabeth.

Christian Markelli: Elizabeth lives in 243D, as in "down the walk". This is 243B... as in "blow job". You're not Str8Curious from AOL?

Quinn: No.

Christian Markelli: [laughing] Not again.

Quinn: Hey, know what a cop should do on his birthday?

Eugene 'Mack' McCanick: What's that?

Quinn: Not get killed.

Quinn: [to Alice] He could've had the whole world. So he leaned over sideways and grabbed you.

Quinn: [a dead body at the crime scene has suddenly disappeared] Fine police department we are: even dead guys disappear on us. I don't like this magic stuff!

Inspector Gavigan: Don't let anything funny happen, because if you do, I'm gonna' say a few magic words over you and your JOB will disappear!