Pearl Quotes in Blade (1998)

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Pearl Quotes:

  • Pearl: [in vampire tongue] La Magra is coming! The Spirits of the Twelve will awaken the Blood God!

    [in English]

    Pearl: And there is nothing you can do about it, Daywalker!

    Blade: Is that so?

    Pearl: Well, that's what Frost says.

  • Pearl: Is that you? He's here! He's here!

    Blade: This must be Pearl. The record keeper.

  • Pearl: He's going to kill me! You need me, Frost! You need me!

    Frost: Pearl, you're history. Have the good grace to die with some fucking dignity.

  • Blade: We're gonna play a little game of twenty questions. Depending on how you answer, you may walk out of here with a tan?

    [points at the computer screen]

    Blade: What's *that*?

    Pearl: Oh, that? Oh, it's nothing, it's routine research, heh, heh... Actually, it's a video game.

    [Blade snaps his fingers. Karen shines the UV lamp on Pearl, searing his flesh. Pearl screams, then Karen shuts it off]

    Blade: That musta hurt.

    Pearl: It's a fragment! A piece of the prophecy!

    Pearl: What prophecy?

    Pearl: Oh, I'm not really sure. There's so many out...

    [Karen, without being asked, fries him again]

  • Pearl: [seductively] I've got a few minutes.

    Porter: So go boil an egg.

  • [Val opens the door to let Pearl in. Upon entering she slaps him]

    Pearl: On your knees bitch, I want satisfaction.

  • Pearl: You kinda look like Dillinger, Mr. Long. Did anybody ever tell you that?

    John Dillinger: Oh, no. Do you mean John Dillinger, the criminal?

    Pearl: Uh huh.

    John Dillinger: Oh, some folks think I look like Douglas Fairbanks.

    Pearl: [laughs] I like Dillinger better.

    Homer Van Meter: He does look like him. I told him that a thousand times.

  • Nemo: What's that?

    Tad: I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a "butt"!

    Pearl: Wow. That's a pretty big butt.

    [swims out a little]

    Sheldon: Oh, look at me! I'm gonna touch the butt.

  • Pearl: Aw, you guys made me ink!

  • [when Nemo first meets Pearl, and people comment on his lucky fin]

    Pearl: See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this.

    [twirls her tentacles]

  • Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [shocked] What?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: You... did not... get... the job!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [sadly] But... but why?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ah, SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more... mature than you.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm not... mature?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Ah, lad. I mean this in the nicest of ways. But there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...

    Fish 1: Dork?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: No, wait, that's not right, not a dork, uh...

    Pearl: A goofball?

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Closer, but no, no, no.

    Fish 2: A ding-a-ling!

    Fish 3: Wingnut!

    Old Lady: A Knucklehead McSpazatron!

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [angrily] Okay, that's enough!

    [back to SpongeBob]

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man! Otherwise they'd call it "kidager!" You understandager- I mean, you understand?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [quietly, now miserable] I guess so, Mr Krabs.

    [starts to walk away]

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: SpongeBob?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready... depression... I'm ready... depression...

    Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: Poor kid.

  • Norma: Dad thinks he's some kind of big hunter.

    Pearl: Well, he killed a deer once.

    Norma: That was with the car, Pearl.

  • [Dwight steps in early from work]

    Pearl: Hey, what are you doing home so - Oh, Toby got the scholarship. $2,300.

    Dwight Hansen: Hey, Leopard. I say "Hey, Leopard". I know you, leopard. I can see those spots that you can't change, leopard. Huh, leopard? Huh? Thinks he can go to some fancy prep school to fool everybody? Well, not a chance. Not a chance. I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I sure do. I sure do.

    [Dwight notices an empty mustard bottle]

    Dwight Hansen: Who threw this away?

    Tobias 'Toby' Wolff: I did.

    Dwight Hansen: Who threw this away? You did? Why?

    Tobias 'Toby' Wolff: 'Cause it was empty.

    Dwight Hansen: [turns cross] Empty? That look empty to you?

    Pearl: Looks empty to me.

    Tobias 'Toby' Wolff: Yeah, it looks empty to me too.

    Dwight Hansen: [grabs Toby's neck] Hey, Mr. Hotshot, is it empty? Huh? Is it empty?

    Pearl: Dad!

    Dwight Hansen: [shoves the bottle in Toby's left eye; angry] Now, now, now, is it empty?

    Tobias 'Toby' Wolff: Stop!

    Dwight Hansen: [furious] Now. Now, Mr. Big-Time-hotshot-Prep-School fucker! Is it empty? Is it empty? Huh?

    Tobias 'Toby' Wolff: No.

    Dwight Hansen: Good! All right. Now clean it out. Clean it OUT! Now, was it empty? Huh? Was it empty?

    Tobias 'Toby' Wolff: Yes!

    [Dwight smacks Toby in the face and a brawl begins]

  • Pearl: Muscle shirts are for muscles!

  • Tammy: What's Brookview?

    Pearl: An old folks home; like a prison for old people.

  • Pearl: I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.

    Tammy: On his bike?

    Pearl: That's Lance.

    Tammy: It's - I don't care which brother it is.

  • Tammy: [angrily] I do blame you. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night and letting me sleep outside like a dog. I blame you 'cause you're already on your second bloody Mary. It's not even 10:00 A.M.

    Pearl: This is vegetables.

    Tammy: [voice breaks] I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was ten years old and finding an empty fucking room. That's what I blame you for. You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone.

    Pearl: Well, you weren't alone. Your parents were there.

    Tammy: It's not the same thing. You were my best friend and you just left me. I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot 'cause I got nipped by a raccoon last night.

  • Tammy: Once I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.

    Pearl: Oh, Tammy.

    Tammy: No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't Boz Scaggs.

  • Pearl: Keep brushing your teeth and you will always be a happy person.

  • Julien: I got a... I got a... I got a poem. Wanna hear?

    Pearl: Yeah.

    Julien: Okay. Okay, I'll read a poem.

    Father: Okay.

    Julien: Midnight chaos, eternity chaos, morning chaos, eternity chaos, noon chaos, eternity chaos, evening chaos, midnight chaos, eternity chaos, morning chaos, eternity chaos, noon chaos, evening chaos, eternity chaos, midnight chaos, eternity chaos, morning chaos, eternity chaos, noon chaos, eternity chaos, evening chaos, eternity chaos, midnight chaos, eternity chaos, noon chaos, morning chaos, evening chaos, eternity chaos, midnight chaos, eternity chaos...

    Father: [while he keeps rabbling] It's not right. Julien... cut it out.

    Julien: Morning chaos, eternity chaos...

    Father: You repeat "chaos, chaos, chaos"! It don't even... It doesn't even rhyme.

    Julien: It rhymes with chaos.

    Julien: Chaos...

    Father: Come on. Come on, stop that. That's not a poem.

    Julien: Midnight...

    Father: Come on, what is that? It doesn't even... It doesn't even rhyme, you repeat "chaos, chaos, chaos" and it doesn't even rhyme.

    Julien: Chaos!

    Father: How about that...

    Julien: Midnight...

    Father: Julien...

    Julien: Midnight...

    Father: Julien, you shouldn't...

    Julien: Midni...

    Father: No, shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, I... I don't like it because it's so artsy-fartsy. You see, I like the real stuff. I like something like... the end of Dirty Harry. I saw this Dirty Harry and it... it's really... OH!

    Julien: "Oh" what?

    Father: There is this TREMENDOUS shoot-out. You should really listen. Just listen. Listen. Just LISTEN. There was this shoot-out... Dirty Harry has this bad guy cornered, I mean, he was a... real, real bad guy. And there's this tremendous shoot-out that, that... really exchanged lots of fire there... shooting bullets at each other and they keep missing. At the end, the bad guy drops his guy and it's just, down there on the... on the bottom. And Harry hovers over him and now Harry, I mean, he's really full of contempt... Harry standing there, he's totally full of contempt, and he... says to him... "There are many other bullets, do you still think there is a bullet left in your gun?" And he says to him "You know. Now you gotta ask yourself a question... Do I feel lucky?" At that moment, the bad guy lounges for his gun, raises it and it just says "click"!

    Pearl: Yeah...

    Father: He's only got one bullet left and Harry blast him, he just blast him... into a river, and blast him and knocks off him his feet and blast him away. You see, that's... It's good stuff. I think you'd like that. I don't like the artsy-fartsy thing, I think I... I think I hated his poem.

  • Lady Lou: Yes, I wasn't always rich.

    Pearl: No?

    Lady Lou: No, there was a time I didn't know where my next husband was coming from.

  • Pearl: I wouldn't want no policeman to catch me without no petticoat.

    Lady Lou: No policeman? How about a nice fireman?

  • Pearl: Your bath is ready Miss Lou.

    Lady Lou: You take it, I'm indisposed.

  • Angus: Star quality, Aunt Pearl, that's what she's got. Star quality.

    Pearl: Star quality, eh? And what might that be?

    AngusJackie: It's that LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA!

    Pearl: Yeah? Well so is bullshit, and you're both full of it.

  • Pearl: There's nothing but a dark world of pain locked in that building.

  • Malcolm: I don't believe that there is much of a future to speak of.

    Pearl: We're in a bit of a decadent spiral, aren't we?

    Billy: Sinking fast.

    Ray: Big Brother, baby, all the way.

    Malcolm: Which is why we prefer impressions to ideas.

    Billy: Situations to subjects.

    Pearl: Brief flights to sustained ones.

    Ray: Exceptions to types.

    Pearl: And yourself?

    Arthur Stuart: What? I'm... I'm just lookin' for a room at the moment.

  • Pearl: [voiceover] Who is to say what is a sin in God's eyes.

  • Pearl: My father died before I reached my teens. Some say that was a punishment. My mother never remarried or loved another. Some say THAT was a punishment.

  • Pearl: You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

  • Pearl: You only live once, and once is enough if you play your cards right.

  • Pearl: I prefer a warmer climate. I even lived in Australia for a year with my sister Faye, when Adam died, but I went nuts! Its dead there.

    Mike: I was in Sydney Australia once.

    Pearl: Was I lying? Did you like it?

    Mike: Well it was just a vacation you know. I was only there a coupla days.

    Pearl: Lucky. It's like a morgue. Nothing to do at night; no pizzazz. I couldn't take that.

  • Pearl: [Talking on the phone] Well, I'm new here. Mrs. whitley hired me at 8;00 and left at 8:15. Her husband? Well, there's a gentleman down here who won't wake up. If he's what you want, you better come and wake him yourself!

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