Coach Pistonek Quotes in She's the Man (2006)

Viola: What are you talking about? Why are you lying?

Justin: Viola! End of discussion.

Viola: FINE. End of relationship.

Justin: Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see you get hurt.

Viola: Aww. You are so full of...

Coach Pistonek: [whistle blows] Back to practice.

Coach Pistonek: Hi girls, heard the bad news.

Viola: Bad? It's a disaster!

Coach Pistonek: I know. Well if there's anything I can help you with, you just say the word.

Viola: As a matter of fact, there is. We want to try out for the boy's team.

[Other girls agree]

Coach Pistonek: [laughs] Uh, anything besides that.

Viola: Coach, come on! You know that we're good enough!

Coach Pistonek: I don't know that that's a thing that I know.

Viola: All we're asking for is one shot.

[Other girls agree]

Coach Pistonek: Girls, we have two weeks before school starts. Then we open against Illyria, a rivalry game. We have to win.

Viola: And we can help you win.

Justin: Hey, baby. What's going on coach?

Coach Pistonek: Umm, girls here want to try out for the team.

Coach Pistonek: Yeah. Yeah. NO. No playing. You have to forfeit. There's no girls in this league. Here, look in the manual.

Coach Pistonek: I don't know that that's a thing that I know.