Viago Quotes in What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

Viago: Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, 'Oooh, those are some nice pants!'.

Vladislav: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Viago: What are you bidding on?

Vladislav: I am bidding on a table.

Stu: [Showing the vampires Google] Anything you want to find you type it in.

Viago: I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912.

Deacon: Yes, now Google it.

Viago: Deacon. How was your night, last night?

Deacon: I transformed into a dog and had sex.

Viago: Cool!

Viago: [to Petyr] I was thinking, maybe... I just should bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.