Vladislav Quotes in What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

Vladislav: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Viago: What are you bidding on?

Vladislav: I am bidding on a table.

Vladislav: You will not eat Stu and you will not eat the camera guy...

Vladislav: Maybe one camera guy.

Vladislav: We should get some slaves!

Vladislav: He was an 18th century dandy, so he can be very fussy

Vladislav: We're vampires, we don't put down towels.

Vladislav: What are you doing tonight? Are you going to kill some perverts?

Child Vampire: Yeah, we're meeting a pedophile.

Vladislav: Cool!

Vladislav: I go for a look which I call dead but delicious