Carnahan Quotes in Big Stan (2007)

Carnahan: What about the guys that were convicted of rape? Can we rape *them?*

Stan Minton: Rape the rapists. Seems fair, punishment fitting the crime and all. Sure, go ahead.

Cleon: How 'bout them child molesters?

Stan Minton: Yeah, them, too. Good point.

Carnahan: [conversing with Wilson over the 2-way radio regarding the next procedure in the search for Kong and Dwan] There's gonna be somebody on that radar all night, isn't there?

Fred Wilson: [in a tone of weary disgust] Any large furry BLIPS seen moving in your direction, you will KNOW...! Sweet dreams and out.

Carnahan: If he's not gonna eat her, why did he take her?

Jack Prescott: Apes are highly territorial. He's probably gonna take her back to his turf.

Carnahan: What for? Joe and the guys, uh, said that you said the ape was gonna marry her. Is that some kinda joke or did you really mean his huge...

Jack Prescott: I don't know, Carnahan! Look, I'm just as ignorant about this as you are, so quit askin' me so many dumb questions, will ya?