Tubby Quotes in Big Stan (2007)

Tubby: Looks like everybody's gonna rape you.

Stan Minton: Ok, ok... I, I, I bet I can be a racist for three to five year. A real racist. Hardcore.

Tubby: Well good. Than you can join the Nazi's.

Stan Minton: Excellent.

Tubby: Then you'll only be raped by the other Nazi's.

Stan Minton: [shouting] Raped by Nazi's? No way!

Tubby: You might as well buy a welcome mat, strap it to your asshole, say 'I'm open for business'.

[laughs]

Tubby: How do you like that Dr. Jekyll! He turned me into a mouse... THE RAT!

Slim: Now look! You can't make two persons out of one. If there's a monster, there's a monster. If there's a Dr. Jekyll, there's a Dr. Jekyll. But one can't be the other.

Tubby: Now listen Slim. All I know is that I locked up the monster and when I came back, Dr. Jekyll was there. You know I'm no magician.

Tubby: Hey Slim? Slim? I gotta go home. I forgot something.

Slim: What did you forget?

Tubby: I forgot to stay there.

Slim: Follow me.

Tubby: Follow you? You're always pushing me first!