The Master Quotes in Big Stan (2007)
The Master Quotes:
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[after Mindy takes out the Warden with one kick]
Stan Minton: Where did *that* come form?
Mindy: What do you *think* I've been doing with The Master for the past six months?
The Master: Nice work taking care of Dang, but you're still my Number Two Student.
Stan Minton: Huh?
The Master: [pointing to Mindy] *She'll* kick your ass.
Stan Minton: I think I might like that.
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Mindy: So... The Master, where are you from?
The Master: Hell.
Mindy: Oh! Well what brought you to L.A. a job?
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The Master: Next time use more tongue.
Stan Minton: That's what she said.
[The Master punches Stan in the stomach]
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Big Stan: [on phone] Don't you ever find yourself feeling sorry for anybody?
The Master: [on other line] You might as well ask me if I feel sorry for the maggots I grind into my morning coffee.
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Auntie Entity: [the Blaster has reduced Bartertown's power supply] For God's sake, what now?
The Master: Who run Bartertown?
Auntie Entity: Dammit, I told you, no more embargos.
The Master: More, Blaster.
[the Blaster puts all power out]
The Master: Who run Bartertown? Who... run... Bartertown?
Auntie Entity: ...You know who.
The Master: Say.
Auntie Entity: Master Blaster.
The Master: Say loud!
[the Master turns on the town loudspeakers]
Auntie Entity: Master Blaster.
The Master: Master Blaster... what?
Auntie Entity: Master Blaster runs Bartertown.
The Master: Louder!
Auntie Entity: Master Blaster runs Bartertown!
The Master: Lift embargo.
[the Blaster turns power back on]
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The Master: You want foot in face?
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The Master: You have failed us Torgo. For this you must die.
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The Master: Manos! God of primal darkness! As thou has decreed so have I done. The hands of fate have doomed this man. Thy will is done!
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Torgo: But master, you have six wives. Why can't I have one for myself?
The Master: You are not one of us. Therefore you can not have one of them.
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The Master: Find them! They must not escape, find them!
Master's Wife: No! Leave them alone! We cannot kill a child!
The Master: Enough talk! Find them! Manos will be served!
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The Master: Kill! Kill! Kill! Manos has decreed it! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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The Master: Arise my wives. Give ear to the words of Manos. Arise my wives! And hear the will of Manos!
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The Master: You have caused enough trouble. I think perhaps your service to us is at its end now!
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The Master: O Manos... thou of primal darkness! Thou who dwelleth in the depth of the universe in the black casims of night! Thou who bestoweth the mother darkness upon thy faithful, to live eternally in her keeping. Thou dost make him most blessed forever! And thou who dost cursed with eternal burning life those whom transrest against thee! Holy art thou, holy art thou, holy art thou! Manos will be done! Thy priesthood remains steadfast, thy priesthood remains constant, thy priesthood remains righteous. Thou hast taught us, O Manos, and we hath listened. Give ear to our words, O Manos, and hear us! Hear us! Hear us! For we are faithful and thou art our God.
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The Master: You may wish to get a sofa or perhaps a bookshelf, that's up to you Torgo, you are the caretaker now Torgo.
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The Master: So they know I'm The Master. Fuck it! I still have these fools eating out of the palm of my hands. Once I have their brains, I'll find The Doctor. Once I find The Doctor, I'll kill him. Once I kill him, I'll have the TARDIS. Once I have the TARDIS, I'll reform The Alliance and take over the universe! And do a bunch more blow! They probably still have no idea that this is a fake mustache. Whoo!
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The Master: My grand scheme shall prevail! I bet they still don't even know this is a fake mustache.
-- The Master
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