Buzz Lightyear #2 Quotes in Toy Story 2 (1999)

Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear #2: Use your head!

[the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]

Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!

Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!

Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!

Rex: Aah! I can't look!

[as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]

Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.

[Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Closing his helmet] Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?

Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?

Buzz Lightyear: Yes.

Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?

Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.

[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.

Slinky Dog: How are we gonna get up there?

Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.

[Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]

Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!

All: Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?

Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.

Woody: Buzz, what is going on?

Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.

Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!

Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2: I am!

Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.

[Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh no, they've detected us, the walls are closing in!

[grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!

Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down you moron!

Rex: Look, guys, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.

[the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Looking up, it's quite a way] Quick grab on.

[Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]

Hamm: Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?

Buzz Lightyear #2: They'll be expecting that.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.

Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded...

Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't back talk! I have a laser, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Buzz Lightyear: You mean a laser that's really a lightbulb?

[Buzz #2's lightbulb blinks, then he jumps up onto a Small Cardboard Moon above]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say, "traitor?"

Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this...

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding his "laser" directly at Buzz as he walks away] Halt! I order you to halt.

Hamm: [the toys are climbing up an elevator shaft. Some coins fall out of Hamm's stomach opening] Uh oh. Look out below down there.

Slinky Dog: [They hit Slinky in the face] Whoa, Pork bellies are falling.

Mr. Potato Head: [Lands on one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes, which he manages to flick off easily] Hey, how much farther Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear #2: Half way, there.

Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?

Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.

[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]

Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!

[throws Buzz #2 another ball]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!

Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Rex having pushed the Other Toys down due to slipping, causes Buzz #2's weight to give in] What was I thinking? My Anti-gravity servos

[Presses the button on his Utility Belt, lighting it up, unaware that he's just a toy]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Hang tight everyone, I'm going to let go of the wall.

[the other toys all look up at him shocked]

Slinky Dog: Huh?

Rex: What?

Mr. Potato Head: He wouldn't!

Buzz Lightyear #2: One!

Hamm: He would.

Hamm: Two!

Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: DON'T DO IT, BUZZ!

Buzz Lightyear #2: Three!

[he lets go of the wall and they all land on the elevator, which is coming up the shaft]

Buzz Lightyear #2: To infinity and beyond! Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.

[Turns off Belt]

Buzz Lightyear #2: [gets off the elevator into the vent] Area secure.

Slinky Dog, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: [all moaning]

Buzz Lightyear #2: It's OK troops, the antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now, let's move!

Mr. Potato Head: Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.

[Al arrives back at his penthouse, but leaves his bag with the Toys in the car]

Rex: He didn't take the bag!

Buzz Lightyear #2: No time to lose!

[Buzz #2 struggles to open the locked door handle, and watches Al head to the Elevator]

Buzz Lightyear #2: He's Ascending in a Verticle Transporter.

[Jumps back onto the Car Seat and opens up his wings, hanging onto Rex and Mr. Potato Head, not knowing that he's just a toy]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Alright everyone, Hang on! We're gonna blast to the roof!

Rex: Uh, Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear #2: To Infinity, and Beyond!

[Nothing happens, Buzz #2 remains standing firm]

Mr. Potato Head: What are you, insane?

[Runs over to the Car Lock, with Rex giving him a boost]

Mr. Potato Head: Stand still Godzilla.

[Strains to lift the lock with his weak arms]

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Confused, but still doesn't know the truth] I don't understand. Somehow my Fuel cells have gone dry...

[Leans against the Electric Window Switch, which successfully pops open the lock that Mr. Potato Head is still struggling to pull open]

Mr. Potato Head: Aaaah!

[Mr. Potato Head having had his arms pulled off in the process bounces backwards and lands upside in the Cup Holder]

[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]

Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.

Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?

Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!

Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.

Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.

Hamm: Hey Buzz!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?

[the car stops]

Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.

Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?

Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.

Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!

Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.

[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]

[Al has just packed up the Roundup Toys, including Woody, into his Suitcase to go to Japan]

Buzz Lightyear: Quick to the Elevator!

[All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]

Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.

[the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]

Emperor Zurg: So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.

Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2, Rex: [Shocked] It's Zurg!

[Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]

Rex: Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.

[Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]

Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.

Hamm: The Chicken Man.

Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.

Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.

Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.

Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.

[the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]

Slinky Dog: It's Woody

Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?

Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!

Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.

Rex: In *Japan*.

[the toys all jump into Al's Bag]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!

[Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]

Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [while the Toys are trying to find a way into Al's Apartment] Hey Troops, over here.

[Buzz #2 removes the Heat duct around the Apartment, leading into it's ventage system]

Buzz Lightyear #2: [to Rex, based on what he said from reading the Manual of how to defeat Zurg in the Buzz Lightyear video game] Just like you said Lizard Boy. Left in the Shadows.