Stinky Pete the Prospector Quotes in Toy Story 2 (1999)


Stinky Pete the Prospector Quotes:

  • Woody: [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?

    Woody: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?

    Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

    [Throws his box back into his display case]

  • Woody: [Seeing a human boy hugging him on the TV, playing a guitar, on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Woody, where are you going?

    Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.

    [Runs to the heat duct]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: No!

  • Stinky Pete the Prospector: [to Woody just as he's about to leave back to Andy's through the heat duct after removing the screw and opening it] How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.

    Woody: [pets Bullseye, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?

    [Closes the heat duct and turns to Jessie at the window, smiling]

  • [right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]

    Jessie: Prospector?'!

    Woody: You're outta your box!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.

    [Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]

  • Woody: [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: That's it.

    Woody: What?

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: The show was cancelled after that.

    [Flips his Box round, no longer facing the TV]

    Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.

    Woody: ...


    Woody: I know how that feels.

  • Stinky Pete the Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill!

    Woody: [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin] Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.

    [points to something off screen]

    Woody: Right over there, guys!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: No, no, noooooooo!

    [the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]

    Amy: [offscreen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.

    [Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]

    Barbie: Hi, you'll like Amy.

    [Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps]

    Barbie: She's an artist!

  • Woody: [yelling through the heat duct, which the Prospector just put the screw back on, stopping it from being opened] Help! Buzz! Guys!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.

    Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys.

    [Closes the lid to his box]

  • [Woody's arm is ripped by the Prospector with his pickaxe]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Your choice, Woody. You can go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed you once, he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!

    Woody: Never!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fine!

    [the Prospector prepares to sever Woody's arm off completely, when Buzz suddenly returns with the others, stunning the Prospector with the cameras they'd found in another suitcase earlier]

  • Woody: [Woody's arm finally rips completely off] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.

    Woody: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!

    Jessie: Big deal!

    [shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]

    Jessie: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.

  • Woody: [deleted scene]

    [Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]

    Woody: Bullseye, are you with me?

    [Bullseye licks him like a dog]

    Woody: Ah! Okay! Good boy.

    [walks toward Prospector's box]

    Woody: Prospector, how 'bout you?

    [turns box around]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: [talking to two Barbie dolls] ... And so you two are absolutey identical?

    [laughs softly]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.

    [notices the camera crew filming]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you -

    [pushes box door open]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go, then.

    [they leave]

  • [in "Woody's Roundup", Jessie is trying to extinguish a dynamite fuse]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: You're fannin' the flames, Jessie. It takes brains to put out that fire.

    [sits on the fuse, then immediately jumps right back up]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Yeow! My biscuits are burnin'!

  • Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.

    Buzz Lightyear: To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

    [Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.

  • Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Woody and Jessie have gotten into a fight over who turned the TV on, waking up Al in the process who'd been holding onto Woody's severed arm] Jessie, Woody, stop this at once!

    [gasps as he and his box tip over face down, then Jessie and Bullseye push it up again]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: I don't know how that television turned on. But fighting about it isn't helping anything.

    Woody: [angrily] If I had both my arms...

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Well the fact is, you don't, Woody. So I suggest you just wait till morning. The cleaner will come, fix your arm...

    Woody: And then I'm outta here!

    [Bullseye sulks]

    Woody: Oh, no, no, Bullseye, don't take it that way. It's just that Andy...

    Jessie: [pets Bullseye and walks away] Andy, Andy, Andy. That's all he ever talks about.

  • [Woody shows his boot to the rest of the Roundup Gang, with Andy's name on it, much to their shock]

    Jessie: [panicking to herself] No, can't go. I can't do storage again, I just can't! I won't go back in the dark!

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Confrontingly] Jessie, Jessie.

    Woody: What's the matter? What's wrong with her?

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Well, we've been waiting in storage for a long time waiting for you.

    Woody: Why me?

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: The museum's only interested in the collection if *you're* in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple.

    Jessie: [Frustrated] It's not fair! How can you do this to us?

    Woody: Hey look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. See, I was in this yard sale and...

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?

    Woody: Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy when...

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: [Noticing Woody's torn arm] Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you?

    Woody: Yes, but... No, no, no, no, no! It was... was an accident. I mean...

    Jessie: [Unamused] Sounds like he *really* loves you.

    Woody: It's not like that, okay? And I'm not going to any museum!

    Jessie: Well, I'm not going back into *storage*!

  • Woody: [after having met the Rest of the Roundup Gang in Al's Apartment] OK I'm officially freaked out now.

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: [as the Roundup Gang walk over to Woody] Oh we've waited Countless Years for this day! It's good to see you Woody.

    Woody: Listen, I don't know what... hey! How do you you know my name?

    Jessie: Everyone knows your name, *Woody*.

    [Woody pauses for a moment]

    Stinky Pete the Prospector: Why you don't know who you are! Bullseye?

    [Bullseye turns up the lights, revealing an entire set of Woody's Roundup Brands with Woody on them. Woody glances at them in amazement]

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