Buzz Lightyear Quotes in Toy Story 3 (2010)

Andy: [opens box, and takes out Jessie] This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!

[pulls out Bullseye, and makes a whinnying sound]

Andy: Yee-haw!

[holds the two toys out to Bonnie]

Andy: Here.

Bonnie: [shyly walks over and takes Jessie and Bullseye, a smile on her face]

Andy: [pulls out Rex] This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!

Bonnie: [recoils a little, but then giggles, and takes Rex too]

Andy: [pulls out Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head] The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love.

[Andy sets them down in front of Bonnie, before pulling out Slinky Dog]

Andy: Now Slinky here, is as loyal as any dog you could want.

[Andy then pulls out Hamm]

Andy: And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr. Porkchop!

[Andy then places the two with their friends, before pulling out the three aliens]

Andy: These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet!

[Andy sets them down before reaching into the box again]

Andy: And this, is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! Look! He can fly, oh, and shoot lasers!

[Andy pops open Buzz's wings, and fires his laser]

Andy: He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!

Bonnie: [Bonnie takes Buzz from Andy, and presses one of the buttons on his spacesuit]

Buzz Lightyear: To Infinity, and Beyond!

Andy: Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They, mean, alot to me.

Woody: You'll be okay in the attic?

Jessie: Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.

Buzz Lightyear: My what?

Jessie: Buzz! We're your friends!

Buzz Lightyear: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.

[from trailer]

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!

Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?

Slinky Dog: No!

Mr. Potato Head: Yes!

Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!

Hamm the Piggy Bank: C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.

[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]

Jessie: No!

[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]

Buzz Lightyear: Glad I could catch the train!

Woody: Now let's catch some criminals!

Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!

[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]

Aliens: [pointing at the sky] Ooh!

[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]

Woody: Reach for the sky!

Mr. Potato Head: You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!

[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]

Woody: Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!

Jessie: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]

Rex the Green Dinosaur: Huh?

Buzz Lightyear: [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!

Hamm the Piggy Bank: That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.

[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]

Young Andy: [as Woody] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!

Young Andy: [as Buzz] Woody, no! It'll kill you!

Young Andy: [as Woody] Just do it!

[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]

Sergeant: [Three of Andy's army men are preparing to jump out the window with parachutes] We've done our duty. Andy's grown up.

Army Man 1: Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.

Buzz Lightyear: Trash bags?

Woody: Who said anything about trash bags?

Sergeant: It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.

Army Man 2: You're gonna need it!

[they jump out]

[Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish]

Buzz Lightyear: That wasn't me, was it?

Jessie: Buzz, you're back!

Buzz Lightyear: [confused] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?

Woody: Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.

Lotso: Ken? New toys!

Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.

[goes down the elevator]

Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?

Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!

Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...

[he sees Barbie]

Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.

Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?

Ken: I would have remembered.

[she laughs]

Ken: Love your leg wamers!

Barbie: Nice ascot!

Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.

Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.

Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.

Buzz Lightyear: What a nice bear!

Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.

Woody: Ugh.

Buzz Lightyear: Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...

Jessie: [snappily] In the BOX. We GET it.

[Buzz runs out at Jessie, but Lotso stops him with his cane]

Lotso: At ease Soldier!

Jessie: Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?

Buzz Lightyear: Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?

[last lines]

[while Buzz and Totoro try to repair a cardboard spaceship, Jessie starts playing Spanish music. As a result, Buzz starts involuntarily dancing, and grabs Jessie into his arms]

Buzz Lightyear: [chuckles] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me.

Jessie: Just go with it, Buzz.

[Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch]

Woody: You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm...

Buzz Lightyear: And we'll all be together.

Woody: Exactly! There's games up there and books and...

Buzz Lightyear: The race car track!

Woody: The race car track. Thank you!

Slinky Dog: And the old TV.

Woody: There you go, the old TV. And those guys from the Christmas decorations box. They're fun, right?

Buzz Lightyear: We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition.

[Hamm plays the harmonica inside his cubby cell, but Buzz soon stops him]

Buzz Lightyear: [Knocking on the cell] Quiet, musical hog!

Buzz Lightyear: That Barbie has nice handwriting!

Jessie: Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.

Emperor Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. *I* have won.

Buzz Lightyear: I'll never give in. You killed my father!

Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I *am* your father!

Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.

[She gives Buzz a long kiss]

Buzz Lightyear: [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.

Mr. Potato Head: What?

Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?

Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.

Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?

Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: No.

Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!

Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!

[last spoken lines]

Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?

Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.

Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.

Woody: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.

[Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Closing his helmet] Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?

Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?

Buzz Lightyear: Yes.

Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?

Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.

[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.

Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.

[Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]

Buzz Lightyear: *That's* where I need to go.

Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.

Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?

Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.

Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.

Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.

[the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]

Rex: Oh well.

Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.

Rex, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: WHAT?

Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.

Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Buzz Lightyear: There has to be a safer way.

Buzz Lightyear: [looking at another toy of himself] Am I really that fat?

Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.

[Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]

Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!

Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!

Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.

[At the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]

Rex: No, no, no, no.

Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.

Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.

Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!

[gestures those buttons]

Alien toys: [Inside the Pizza Planet Truck] Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!

Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!

Rex: [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.

Buzz Lightyear: Natural Power Slink!

[Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]

Rex: [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!

Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?

Alien toys: [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.

[Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]

[Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]

Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!

All: Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?

Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.

Woody: Buzz, what is going on?

Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.

Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.

Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!

Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2: I am!

Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.

[Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.

Woody: Nah, Buzz.

[sigh]

Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!

Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.

Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.

Woody: Well, you wasted your time.

Emperor Zurg: [In Video Game] So, we meet again Buzz Lightyear, for the last time!

Buzz Lightyear: Not today, Zurg!

[Zurg fires at Buzz, whose reflecting Zurg's attacks with a Metalic Shield]

Emperor Zurg: [after having been hit by the shield Buzz threw at him] Aah!

[Zurg fires at Buzz as he jumps over. Just as Buzz is about to fire his laser, Zurg finishes him off, leaving only his lower half to remain]

Mr. Potato Head: [as he and the Other Toys walk through the bushes] Can we stop? My parts are killing me.

Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?

Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.

Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?

Slinky Dog: Mine...

[Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]

[to Jessie]

Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.

Jessie: [brings him back] Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding Buzz against the glass after he snuck into his display, and talking to his "Mission Log"] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I have an AWOL Space Ranger.

Buzz Lightyear: Tell me I wasn't this deluded...

Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't back talk! I have a laser, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Buzz Lightyear: You mean a laser that's really a lightbulb?

[Buzz #2's lightbulb blinks, then he jumps up onto a Small Cardboard Moon above]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Has your mind been melted? You could have killed me, Space Ranger! Or should I say, "traitor?"

Buzz Lightyear: I don't have time for this...

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Holding his "laser" directly at Buzz as he walks away] Halt! I order you to halt.

Buzz Lightyear: To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.

[Buzz and Slinky are going after Woody's Suitcase at the Airport. Slinky's back legs get caught at the handle of another suitcase taking him in a different conveyor belt away from Buzz]

Slinky Dog: Buzz, Buzz! My backend's going to Baton Rouge!

[Gets pulled away off screen]

Buzz Lightyear: Slinky!

Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.

Buzz Lightyear: To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

[Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]

Stinky Pete the Prospector: Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.

Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?

Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.

[Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]

Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!

[throws Buzz #2 another ball]

Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!

Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!

Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.

Rex: Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.

Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.

Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?

Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.

Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?

Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.

[turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]

Woody: See, look, that's me!

Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.

[first lines]

Buzz Lightyear: [landing on Zurg's planet in the Buzz Lightyear Video Game] Buzz Lightyear to mission log: All signs point to this planet as location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...

[Buzz is trying to figure out the vehicle's owner that stole Woody, by trying to see what the License Plate means, as well as the Plastic Feathers that fell out of the boot]

Mr. Potato Head: What are you doing Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear: ?

[Buzz #2 straps Buzz into an Empty Box]

Buzz Lightyear: Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a Toy.

Buzz Lightyear: [Muffled from inside the box] We're all toys, can you hear me?

Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, that should hold you until the Court-Martial!

Buzz Lightyear: [as he's being placed onto a shelf, straining] Do you have any idea what you're doing? Let me go.

Tour guide Barbie: [Arriving in the Toy Car with the Other Toys] And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.

Hamm: Hey Buzz!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Turns around, pointing his "laser" at the Toys] Halt! Who goes there?

[the car stops]

Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car.

Rex: Buzz! I know how to Defeat Zurg!

Buzz Lightyear #2: [Stops pointing his "laser"] You do?

Rex: C'mon. I'll tell you on the way.

Buzz Lightyear: [From inside the Cardboard Box] No, no, guys! You've got the Wrong Buzz! You've got the Wrong Buzz!

Hamm: [Noticing Buzz #2's Utility Belt] Say, where'd you get the cool belt Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, Slotted Pig, they're standard issue.

[the Other Toys drive off, leaving "Their Buzz" behind, struggling inside the Cardboard Box on the shelf, as the Camera zooms out]

[the toys are now in a Pet Carrier, placed onto the Conveyor Belt at the Airport]

Alien toys: The Mystic Portal. Ooh!

Buzz Lightyear: Once we go through, we just need to find that case.

[They pass through into an Area with Multiple Conveyor Belts and Multiple Suitcases]

Mr. Potato Head: [Gasps, as his Extra Pair of Shoes and Angry Eyes fall out of his Compartment]

[the toys then slide down at a fast rate, and tumble out of the Pet Carrier they've been in onto the Conveyor Belt below]

Slinky Dog: [Spotting a Green Suitcase in the Distance in front of them] There's the case.

Hamm: [Spotting Another Green Suitcase on the Conveyor Belt below them] No there's the case.

Buzz Lightyear: You guys take that one, we'll take this one.

[Buzz and Slinky go after the Suitcase spotted in the Distance, whilst Hamm, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, and the Alien Toys go after the Suitcase underneath them]

[Al has just packed up the Roundup Toys, including Woody, into his Suitcase to go to Japan]

Buzz Lightyear: Quick to the Elevator!

[All Run down the vent to the Elevator. Al has just pressed the button to send the Elevator up]

Buzz Lightyear: Hurry, I can hear it coming.

[the toys all come to a halt as the Elevator arrives up the shaft. A Zurg toy that Buzz accidentally set loose from Al's Toy Barn has arrived standing ontop]

Emperor Zurg: So we meet again Buzz Lightyear. For the Last Time.

Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2, Rex: [Shocked] It's Zurg!

[Zurg draws out his Blaster, which is really a Nerf Ball Gun]

Rex: Watch out. He's got an Ion Blaster.

[the Toys have successfully made it across the road wearing Rubber Cones, but have caused a number of Car Crashes]

Mr. Potato Head: [Throwing the Cone off him] Well that went well.

[the Large Rolling Cyllinder that almost crushed him continues rolling forward, and knocks down a Lampost]

Buzz Lightyear: Good work Gentleman. We're getting much closer to Woody

[as Buzz and the other toys head off to Al's Toy Barn, the camera pans over at Al's Apartment across the road, Woody's Real Whereabouts]