Lotso Quotes in Toy Story 3 (2010)

Lotso: Ken? New toys!

Ken: Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.

[goes down the elevator]

Ken: So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?

Lotso: Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!

Ken: Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...

[he sees Barbie]

Ken: Hi, I'm Ken.

Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?

Ken: I would have remembered.

[she laughs]

Ken: Love your leg wamers!

Barbie: Nice ascot!

Lotso: Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.

Ken: Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.

Lotso: Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.

Buzz Lightyear: What a nice bear!

Rex the Green Dinosaur: And he smells like strawberries.

Woody: Ugh.

[Lotso leaves the toys to die in the incinerator at the dump instead of helping them]

Lotso: Where's your kid now, Sheriff?

Lotso: I didn't throw you out. Your kid did. Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump.

Woody: Wait. What about Daisy?

Lotso: I don't know what you're talking about.

Woody: Daisy? You used to do everything with her?

Lotso: Yeah, then she threw us out.

Woody: No, she lost you.

Lotso: She *replaced* us!

Woody: She replaced *you*, and if you couldn't have her, then no one could! You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since!

[Woody pulls out Daisy's tag attracting Big Baby's attention]

Lotso: Where'd you get that?

Woody: She loved you, Lotso.

Lotso: She never *loved* me!

Woody: As much as any kid ever loved a toy.

[Woody tosses the tag to the other side of the open dumpster. Big Baby picks it up and looks at it]

Big Baby: Mama.

[Lotso snatches the tag away]

Lotso: What? You want your mommy back? She never loved *you*! Don't be such a BABY!

[Lotso smashes the tag with his mallet, causing Big Baby to start crying]

Lotso: [to Stretch] Push 'em in! All of them!

[Stretch starts shoving the Toys in the dumpster, then Lotso addresses his cronies]

Lotso: This is what happens when you dummies try to think! WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH WAITIN' TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!

[Suddenly, Big Baby lifts Lotso into the air, making him drop his mallet]

Lotso: Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!

[Big Baby throws Lotso in the dumpster]

Lotso: AAAAH! No! No, wait a minute, Big Baby! Wait!

Rex the Green Dinosaur: Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?

Lotso: All day long! Five days a week.

Jessie: But what happens when the kids grow up?

Lotso: Well now, I'll tell you.

[Lotso walks over to a wall with class photos from past years]

Lotso: When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means - no heartbreak!

Jessie: Yee-haw!

Mrs. Potato Head: It's a miracle!

Mr. Potato Head: And you wanted us to stay at Andy's!

Woody: Because we're Andy's toys!

Lotso: [walks over] So you got donated by this "Andy", huh? Well it's his loss, Sheriff. He can't hurt you no more.

Woody: Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa...

Lotso: Now let's get you settled in.

Buzz Lightyear: Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...

Jessie: [snappily] In the BOX. We GET it.

[Buzz runs out at Jessie, but Lotso stops him with his cane]

Lotso: At ease Soldier!

Lotso: F.A.O. my Schwartz!

Lotso: You've got a playdate with destiny!

Lotso: Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. I'm Lots-o-Huggin Bear. But please, call me Lotso.