Buddy Endrow Quotes in Chaos Theory (2008)

Buddy Endrow: [about Susan] Careful, Frank. She'd leave you nothing but your bones.

Frank Allen: Do you know what doctors call riders that don't wear a helmet?

Buddy Endrow: A hotel?

Frank Allen: Organ donors.

Buddy Endrow: [upon being asked his nickname for his penis] Master of the Universe, defender of our galaxy.

Susan Allen: Oh shit, man. Couldn't it just be God Almighty or something?

Buddy Endrow: That's my tongue, actually.

Susan Allen: Don't drag him into anything unsavory tonight.

Buddy Endrow: What do you consider unsavory?

Susan Allen: Anything that might lead to a rash.

Buddy Endrow: Are you tring to kill yourself?

Frank Allen: Well, obviously, but I think it's going to take a little while.

Buddy Endrow: So you finished with all those index cards? It's been waned?

Frank Allen: [rowing boat] Hell no. In fact, it was in the cards to come up here to accomplish something.

Buddy Endrow: What sort of something?

Frank Allen: Something big.

Buddy Endrow: How big?

Frank Allen: Oh, the biggest thing in my life.

Buddy Endrow: Is the keyword here "life"?

Frank Allen: Could be. Definitely could be.

Buddy Endrow: [after Frank shoots a hole in the boat] Shooting at me first was just a figure of speech!

Buddy Endrow: I'm sorry.

Frank Allen: Fuck you.