Susan Allen Quotes in Chaos Theory (2008)

Buddy Endrow: [upon being asked his nickname for his penis] Master of the Universe, defender of our galaxy.

Susan Allen: Oh shit, man. Couldn't it just be God Almighty or something?

Buddy Endrow: That's my tongue, actually.

Susan Allen: What time do you have to leave the house?

Frank Allen: Eighteen after.

Susan Allen: Eighteen after is not a time, it's a symptom. It's like a twitch.

[Susan twitches]

Susan Allen: Don't drag him into anything unsavory tonight.

Buddy Endrow: What do you consider unsavory?

Susan Allen: Anything that might lead to a rash.

Frank Allen: Nothing happened!

Susan Allen: How can you call a baby nothing?

Frank Allen: What baby?

Susan Allen: The baby at the hospital!

Frank Allen: Oh, that baby.

Susan Allen: What the hell is that?

Jesse Allen: [holding mouse] I'm calling him Abigail.

Susan Allen: Unbelievable. He's dressed you as a princess and bought you vermin.

Jesse Allen: He's the best dad ever!

Susan Allen: Why didn't you tell me?

Frank Allen: It's hard to talk with a knife in your back, Susan.