Louie Jeffries Quotes in Chances Are (1989)

[the Limbodrome Staff angel tries to explain to the nervous Louie why he feels funny]

Louie Jeffries: You know, I've been feeling very strange.

Limbodrome Staff: [the angel happily chuckles] What do you expect? Your body's cream sauce all over Wisconsin Avenue.

Limbodrome Staff: [the angel happily laughs] Here it is. End of the line. Thank you very much, and please wait.

[first lines]

Philip Train: [Philip the best friend and best man, tells Louie the groom, he's in love with Corinne the soon-to-be married bride] Louie. There's something I have to tell you.

Louie Jeffries: [as Corinne walks up the aisle in her wedding dress] Now?

Philip Train: I'm in love with Corinne.

Louie Jeffries: [Louie smiles not taking his eyes off Corinne] I know.

[Louie talks to the Limbdrome Staff Member Omar, who asks if he wants to be a boy or a girl]

Omar: Boy or a girl?

Louie Jeffries: What's that?

Omar: You want to be reborn a boy or a girl?

Louie Jeffries: No, I don't want to be reborn at all. I want to go home right now, just as I am.

Omar: Well, that's impossible. You're between bodies right now. Look, you're a soul, a spirit. The only way to get back is to be reborn. Any problem with that?

Louie Jeffries: [sarcastically agrees] I guess not.