Brittany Miller Quotes in The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)

Arabian Prince: Prepare for the engagement ceremony! In ten years, I will make her one of my wives!

Brittany Miller: One of your wives? Oh!

[gets terrified and runs up to Jeanette and hugs her]

Eleanor Miller: [to the prince] Excuse me, Sir, but uh, you wouldn't want to marry Brittany. You see, she's, well she's, very difficult.

Jeanette Miller: And she's not very tidy.

Eleanor Miller: And her perfume is atrocious!

Jeanette Miller: And she spends money like a drunken sailor!

Eleanor Miller: And... and when she doesn't get her way...

Brittany Miller: THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU GUYS!

Jeanette Miller: What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?

Eleanor Miller: Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches.

Brittany Miller: Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this?

Alvin Seville: You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for real!

Brittany Miller: Oh, is that so?

Alvin Seville: Yeah, that's so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now!

Brittany Miller: Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.

Brittany Miller: So, Alvin, you finally showed up.

Alvin Seville: Well, somebody has to win the race.

Jeanette Miller: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?

Simon Seville: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction.

Brittany Miller: Thank you for your advice, Simon.

[drags Jeanette away]

Brittany Miller: What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin!

Jeanette Miller: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?

Brittany Miller: Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.

Brittany Miller: If you think I'm going to marry that pint-sized twerp, you're nuts!

Arabian Prince: [laughing] Pint-sized twerp? I love that!

[continues laughing, then pauses]

Arabian Prince: What is a twerp?

Brittany Miller: I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is... by the way, how rich is he?

Brittany Miller: [sees their dolls guarded by cobras] Oh no. How do we get our dolls?

Jeanette Miller: We don't.

Brittany Miller: Wait a minute. You've heard of snake charmers, right? Well, let's charm them.

Eleanor Miller: We've got to get this little guy back to Antarctica. He'll die if we don't.

Brittany Miller: And how do you propose we do that, Eleanor? Federal Express?

Brittany Miller: [yawns] Jeanette, could you pass me something to eat?

[goes over to the cooler]

Eleanor Miller: Don't do it, Jeanette!

Brittany Miller: Honestly, Eleanor. When it comes to food, you are really selfish.

[opens the cooler and sees the baby penguin]

Brittany Miller: A penguin! You are going to eat this penguin?

Simon Seville: Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?

Jeanette Miller: Well, there was this guy...

[Brittany slaps her mouth shut]

Brittany Miller: We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?

Simon Seville: Well, actually, I get the feeling...

[Alvin slaps his mouth shut]

Alvin Seville: It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

Jeanette Miller: No.

Brittany Miller: Sure we do!

Alvin Seville: [laughs] No, you don't.

Brittany Miller: All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?

Simon Seville: We've got to keep these two apart!

Arabian Prince: Contact Jamal and tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls!

Servant: But Jamal specifically wanted the girls to be returned.

Arabian Prince: I do not take orders from Jamal! I am doing him a favor, and as payment, I keep the girls!

Brittany Miller: Oh! Dream on, Tiny Tim!

Alvin Seville: We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

Jeanette Miller: No.

Brittany Miller: Sure we do!

Alvin Seville: [laughs] No, you don't.

Brittany Miller: Well, that was quite a breeze!

Jeanette Miller: A breeze? It was a hurricane! Just like Simon said.

Eleanor Miller: Yeah, Brittany. Why don't you just admit you were wrong.

Brittany Miller: Because I don't think...

Jeanette Miller, Eleanor Miller: Brittany!

Brittany Miller: Okay, okay, I was wr... wr... wr... Jeanette, where's our first drop-off?

[Jeanette and Eleanor sigh]

[Eleanor and Jeanette have just rescued Brittany from drowning]

Eleanor Miller: We thought you were a goner!

Brittany Miller: Me too.

Eleanor Miller: We would've been lost without you!

Brittany Miller: I know.

Eleanor Miller: Thank goodness you're all right!

[picks up the Theodore doll and kisses it]

Brittany Miller: WHAT?

Eleanor Miller: Just kidding, Brit.

Brittany Miller: This happens to be my favorite dress, Jeanette!

Klaus Furschtien: Excuse us, but we couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

Claudia Furschtien: We were just wondering if you really could win a race around the world.

Brittany Miller: I would!

Alvin Seville: Not a chance!

Klaus Furschtien: I know she could win.

Claudia Furschtien: Would you like to make a little wager?

Klaus Furschtien: Why not?

[to Brittany]

Klaus Furschtien: I bet a million dollars on this cutie.

Claudia Furschtien: [to Alvin] And I bet on this handsome gentleman.

Alvin Seville: A million dollars? You're joking, right?

Klaus Furschtien: Certainly not. We're quite wealthy, and very bored.

Brittany Miller: Hey, what's all that commotion? It sounds like a big celebration.

Eleanor Miller: Well, they've got a bonfire...

[sees Theodore blurred at first]

Eleanor Miller: ...and a chubby little butterball tied to a stake.

[gasps after seeing Theodore clearly]

Eleanor Miller: It's Theodore!

Claudia Furschtien: Now, here are the rules... Each of you will be taken a different route.

Klaus Furschtien: And to make sure to travel completely Around the World. Both teams must deposit one doll on twelve different locations... You'll be giving opposing team's doll to verify you were there. The first one back wins $100,000!

Alvin Seville: A hundred...

Brittany Miller: Thousand dollars!

Brittany Miller: [Brittany and Jeanette are in the sultan's treasure chamber. They see the dolls, but cobras appear] Oh, no! How do we get our dolls?

Jeanette Miller: [cobras advance] Uh... we don't.

Eleanor Miller: [feeding the baby Penguin on their way to Antartica] Just one little bite for auntie Eleanor.

[the baby penguin lets out a weak chirp]

Jeanette Miller: He's getting worse!

Brittany Miller: What can we do?

Eleanor Miller: [wetting a rag and places it on the baby penguins head] He needs his mama, Brittany. She'll know what to do.