Alvin Seville Quotes in The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)

Alvin Seville: What is it, Simon?

Simon Seville: It's ancient writing that says, "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty"... That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me! It's eyes before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed, it says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon."

[the full moon comes into view]

Alvin & Simon: Oh no!

Simon Seville: They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!

Alvin Seville: Over my dead body!

[cut to a scene where Alvin, Simon and Theodore are being held over a crocodile pit]

Simon Seville: You mean over OUR dead bodies!

[last lines]

Alvin Seville: But, Dave, they owe us out $100,000!

David Seville: Not now, Alvin.

Alvin Seville: But they've got $5,000,000 in diamonds! Don't we get anything?

David Seville: Alvin!

Alvin Seville: But we just cracked a huge smuggling ring!

Miss Rebecca Miller: Shut up, Alvin!

Alvin Seville: Okay, okay. We'll give you half.

David Seville: ALVIN!

David Seville: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?

Alvin Seville: Me!

David Seville: Alvin, we've been over this a million times!

Alvin Seville: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!

Simon Seville: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.

Alvin Seville: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is!

Alvin Seville: You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for real!

Brittany Miller: Oh, is that so?

Alvin Seville: Yeah, that's so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now!

Brittany Miller: So, Alvin, you finally showed up.

Alvin Seville: Well, somebody has to win the race.

Theodore Seville: [to Simon as he's hanging out of the balloon] Better get in, Simon!

Simon Seville: Why didn't I think of that?

Alvin Seville: Do you know how to work this thing, Simon?

Simon Seville: Not a clue, Alvin.

Theodore Seville: Isn't Rio beautiful?

Alvin Seville: We're in Mexico, Theodore.

Theodore Seville: Oh. That's what I mean.

Simon Seville: Your first drop-off is the Cluck'n Taco.

Alvin Seville: You mean *our* first drop-off.

Simon Seville: I'm only along so that you don't get into so much trouble.

Alvin Seville: I love Athens! The nightlife, the girls, the excitement!

Simon Seville: Alvin, you've never been to Athens.

Alvin Seville: Well, it looks like a city I would love.

Alvin Seville: Three o'clock in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on them!

Simon Seville: Alvin!

Alvin Seville: Well, I've had it!

Simon Seville: Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?

Jeanette Miller: Well, there was this guy...

[Brittany slaps her mouth shut]

Brittany Miller: We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?

Simon Seville: Well, actually, I get the feeling...

[Alvin slaps his mouth shut]

Alvin Seville: It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

Jeanette Miller: No.

Brittany Miller: Sure we do!

Alvin Seville: [laughs] No, you don't.

Brittany Miller: All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?

Simon Seville: We've got to keep these two apart!

Theodore Seville: I'll have two cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, a tostada grande, the quesadilla with a side of guacamole, two chillis with...

Simon Seville: They're closed, Theodore.

Alvin Seville: Oh, fellas!

Simon Seville: The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero.

Alvin Seville: [does so, the sombrero takes the doll and brings a different one in return] Wow! What do you know? One down, and eleven to go.

Theodore Seville: [to the sombrero] And one quesa...

[the sombrero closes]

Theodore Seville: dilla.

Simon Seville: Forget it, Theodore.

Alvin Seville: We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

Jeanette Miller: No.

Brittany Miller: Sure we do!

Alvin Seville: [laughs] No, you don't.

Theodore Seville: I don't think we should have taken the shortcut. It's too dangerous.

Alvin Seville: Relax, Theodore. This isn't the arcade game.

Alvin Seville: [Grabbing Theodore for a sing-off with the Chipettes] Come on, Theodore!

Theodore Seville: [Reaching back toward the counter he was standing at] But... my couscous!

Klaus Furschtien: Excuse us, but we couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

Claudia Furschtien: We were just wondering if you really could win a race around the world.

Brittany Miller: I would!

Alvin Seville: Not a chance!

Klaus Furschtien: I know she could win.

Claudia Furschtien: Would you like to make a little wager?

Klaus Furschtien: Why not?

[to Brittany]

Klaus Furschtien: I bet a million dollars on this cutie.

Claudia Furschtien: [to Alvin] And I bet on this handsome gentleman.

Alvin Seville: A million dollars? You're joking, right?

Klaus Furschtien: Certainly not. We're quite wealthy, and very bored.

[from trailer]

Alvin Seville: You've got to see "The Chipmunk Adventure"! I'm really great!

David Seville: ALVIN!

Simon Seville: I can't remember when I had such a good time, Alvin.

Claudia Furschtien: Now, here are the rules... Each of you will be taken a different route.

Klaus Furschtien: And to make sure to travel completely Around the World. Both teams must deposit one doll on twelve different locations... You'll be giving opposing team's doll to verify you were there. The first one back wins $100,000!

Alvin Seville: A hundred...

Brittany Miller: Thousand dollars!