Simon Seville Quotes in The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)
Simon Seville Quotes:
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Simon Seville: Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain.
[the balloon lands in a tree]
Simon Seville: Like I said, "in the tree!"
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Alvin Seville: What is it, Simon?
Simon Seville: It's ancient writing that says, "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty"... That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me! It's eyes before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed, it says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon."
[the full moon comes into view]
Alvin & Simon: Oh no!
Simon Seville: They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!
Alvin Seville: Over my dead body!
[cut to a scene where Alvin, Simon and Theodore are being held over a crocodile pit]
Simon Seville: You mean over OUR dead bodies!
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Simon Seville: Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.
Miss Rebecca Miller: I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me.
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Simon Seville: It's not your hearing aid, Ms. Miller!
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David Seville: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?
Alvin Seville: Me!
David Seville: Alvin, we've been over this a million times!
Alvin Seville: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!
Simon Seville: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.
Alvin Seville: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is!
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David Seville: This is strictly a business trip. It's just not practical. Besides, I hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone.
[a car is heard screeching and crashing]
Simon Seville: Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?
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Theodore Seville: Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?
Simon Seville: Since he feels its as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.
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Simon Seville: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.
Theodore Seville: Two packages!
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Jeanette Miller: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?
Simon Seville: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction.
Brittany Miller: Thank you for your advice, Simon.
[drags Jeanette away]
Brittany Miller: What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin!
Jeanette Miller: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?
Brittany Miller: Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.
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Theodore Seville: [to Simon as he's hanging out of the balloon] Better get in, Simon!
Simon Seville: Why didn't I think of that?
Alvin Seville: Do you know how to work this thing, Simon?
Simon Seville: Not a clue, Alvin.
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Simon Seville: Your first drop-off is the Cluck'n Taco.
Alvin Seville: You mean *our* first drop-off.
Simon Seville: I'm only along so that you don't get into so much trouble.
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Alvin Seville: I love Athens! The nightlife, the girls, the excitement!
Simon Seville: Alvin, you've never been to Athens.
Alvin Seville: Well, it looks like a city I would love.
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Theodore Seville: Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.
Simon Seville: It's called "guilt," Theodore.
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[first lines]
David Seville: The taxi will be here any minute and I'm not even ready! Has anyone seen my tie?
Simon Seville: You're wearing it, Dave.
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Alvin Seville: Three o'clock in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on them!
Simon Seville: Alvin!
Alvin Seville: Well, I've had it!
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Simon Seville: Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?
Jeanette Miller: Well, there was this guy...
[Brittany slaps her mouth shut]
Brittany Miller: We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?
Simon Seville: Well, actually, I get the feeling...
[Alvin slaps his mouth shut]
Alvin Seville: It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?
Jeanette Miller: No.
Brittany Miller: Sure we do!
Alvin Seville: [laughs] No, you don't.
Brittany Miller: All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?
Simon Seville: We've got to keep these two apart!
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Theodore Seville: I'll have two cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, a tostada grande, the quesadilla with a side of guacamole, two chillis with...
Simon Seville: They're closed, Theodore.
Alvin Seville: Oh, fellas!
Simon Seville: The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero.
Alvin Seville: [does so, the sombrero takes the doll and brings a different one in return] Wow! What do you know? One down, and eleven to go.
Theodore Seville: [to the sombrero] And one quesa...
[the sombrero closes]
Theodore Seville: dilla.
Simon Seville: Forget it, Theodore.
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Theodore Seville: I don't know, they were pretty nice to me.
Simon Seville: Just send them a postcard, Theodore.
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[from trailer]
Alvin Seville: You've got to see "The Chipmunk Adventure"! I'm really great!
David Seville: ALVIN!
Simon Seville: I can't remember when I had such a good time, Alvin.
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