Simon Seville Quotes in The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)

Simon Seville: Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain.

[the balloon lands in a tree]

Simon Seville: Like I said, "in the tree!"

Alvin Seville: What is it, Simon?

Simon Seville: It's ancient writing that says, "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty"... That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me! It's eyes before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed, it says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon."

[the full moon comes into view]

Alvin & Simon: Oh no!

Simon Seville: They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!

Alvin Seville: Over my dead body!

[cut to a scene where Alvin, Simon and Theodore are being held over a crocodile pit]

Simon Seville: You mean over OUR dead bodies!

Simon Seville: Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.

Miss Rebecca Miller: I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me.

Simon Seville: It's not your hearing aid, Ms. Miller!

David Seville: Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?

Alvin Seville: Me!

David Seville: Alvin, we've been over this a million times!

Alvin Seville: Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!

Simon Seville: The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.

Alvin Seville: You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is!

David Seville: This is strictly a business trip. It's just not practical. Besides, I hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone.

[a car is heard screeching and crashing]

Simon Seville: Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?

Theodore Seville: Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?

Simon Seville: Since he feels its as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.

Simon Seville: I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.

Theodore Seville: Two packages!

Jeanette Miller: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?

Simon Seville: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction.

Brittany Miller: Thank you for your advice, Simon.

[drags Jeanette away]

Brittany Miller: What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin!

Jeanette Miller: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?

Brittany Miller: Oh, Jeanette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.

Theodore Seville: [to Simon as he's hanging out of the balloon] Better get in, Simon!

Simon Seville: Why didn't I think of that?

Alvin Seville: Do you know how to work this thing, Simon?

Simon Seville: Not a clue, Alvin.

Simon Seville: Your first drop-off is the Cluck'n Taco.

Alvin Seville: You mean *our* first drop-off.

Simon Seville: I'm only along so that you don't get into so much trouble.

Alvin Seville: I love Athens! The nightlife, the girls, the excitement!

Simon Seville: Alvin, you've never been to Athens.

Alvin Seville: Well, it looks like a city I would love.

Theodore Seville: Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.

Simon Seville: It's called "guilt," Theodore.

[first lines]

David Seville: The taxi will be here any minute and I'm not even ready! Has anyone seen my tie?

Simon Seville: You're wearing it, Dave.

Alvin Seville: Three o'clock in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on them!

Simon Seville: Alvin!

Alvin Seville: Well, I've had it!

Simon Seville: Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?

Jeanette Miller: Well, there was this guy...

[Brittany slaps her mouth shut]

Brittany Miller: We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?

Simon Seville: Well, actually, I get the feeling...

[Alvin slaps his mouth shut]

Alvin Seville: It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

Jeanette Miller: No.

Brittany Miller: Sure we do!

Alvin Seville: [laughs] No, you don't.

Brittany Miller: All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?

Simon Seville: We've got to keep these two apart!

Theodore Seville: I'll have two cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, a tostada grande, the quesadilla with a side of guacamole, two chillis with...

Simon Seville: They're closed, Theodore.

Alvin Seville: Oh, fellas!

Simon Seville: The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero.

Alvin Seville: [does so, the sombrero takes the doll and brings a different one in return] Wow! What do you know? One down, and eleven to go.

Theodore Seville: [to the sombrero] And one quesa...

[the sombrero closes]

Theodore Seville: dilla.

Simon Seville: Forget it, Theodore.

Theodore Seville: I don't know, they were pretty nice to me.

Simon Seville: Just send them a postcard, Theodore.

[from trailer]

Alvin Seville: You've got to see "The Chipmunk Adventure"! I'm really great!

David Seville: ALVIN!

Simon Seville: I can't remember when I had such a good time, Alvin.