Phone Voice Quotes in The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)

Claudia Furschtien: The girls first stop is Bermuda... The boys are going to Mexico City.

Phone Voice: Is someone else on the line?

Claudia Furschtien: Don't be ridiculous. There's no one here but Klaus and Mario.

[Sophie barks]

Claudia Furschtien: And Sophie. Keep in touch.

[hangs up the phone]

Rita: Home.

Phone Voice: Dialing office.

Rita: HOME!

Phone Voice: Dialing office.

Rita: HOME, GODDAMN IT!

Phone Voice: Dialing Dr. Sloan.

Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies?

Sidney Prescott: What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.

Casey: Listen, asshole...

Phone Voice: [interrupting] No, *you* listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish!

Phone Voice: Name the killer in Friday the 13th.

Casey: Jason! Jason! Jason!

Phone Voice: I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer!

Casey: No, it's not. No it's not. It was Jason.

Phone Voice: Afraid not. No way.

Casey: Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!

Phone Voice: Then you should know that Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer.

Casey: [Weeping] You tricked me.

Phone Voice: Lucky for you there's a bonus round, but poor Steve... I'm afraid he's OUT!

Phone Voice: You still haven't told me your name.

Casey: [smiling] Why do you want to know my name?

Phone Voice: Because I want to know who I'm looking at.

Casey: [looks around, frightened] ... What did you say?

Phone Voice: [short pause] I said I want to know who I'm talking to.

Casey: That's not what you said.

Phone Voice: [serious tone] What do you think I said?

[first lines]

Casey: Hello?

Phone Voice: Hello.

Casey: Yes?

Phone Voice: Who is this?

Casey: Who are you trying to reach?

Phone Voice: What number is this?

Casey: Well, what number are you trying to reach?

Phone Voice: I don't know.

Casey: I think you have the wrong number.

Phone Voice: Do I?

Casey: It happens. Take it easy.

Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!

Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time.

Casey: Hello?

Phone Voice: Why don't you wanna talk to me?

Casey: Who is this?

Phone Voice: You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine.

Casey: I don't think so.

[checks popcorn]

Phone Voice: What's that noise?

Casey: Popcorn!

Phone Voice: You're making popcorn?

Casey: Uh huh.

Phone Voice: I only eat popcorn at the movies.

Casey: Well, I'm getting ready to watch a video.

Phone Voice: Really, what?

Casey: Oh, just some scary movie.

Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies?

Casey: Uh huh.

Phone Voice: What's your favourite scary movie?

Casey: I dunno.

Phone Voice: You have to have a favourite, what comes to mind?

Sydney: [Answering the phone] Hello?

Phone Voice: Hello Sydney remember me?

Sydney: What do you want?

Phone Voice: I want you, it's showtime!

Sydney: Then why don't you show your face you fucking coward!

[Hangs up phone]

Phone Voice: My pleasure!

[Suddenly enters the room and lunges out at her]

Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?

Randy: Showgirls. Absolutely frightening. What's yours?

[answering phone]

Sydney: Hello? Hello?

Phone Voice: Hello Sidney.

Sydney: Yes?

Phone Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?

Sydney: Who is this?

Phone Voice: You tell me.

Sydney: [picks up caller ID] Cory Gillis, 555-0176.

Phone Voice: Shit!

Sydney: Hot flash Cory...

Phone Voice: Shit!

Sydney: ...prank calls are a criminal offense prosecuted under penal code 653M.

[caller hangs up]

Sydney: Hope you enjoyed the movie.

Phone Voice: Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.

Randy: Fuck you!

Phone Voice: No matter how hard you try you'll never be the hero and you'll never ever get the girl.

'Stab' Casey: [Phone rings; "Casey" picks it up] Hello?

Phone Voice: [distorted voice] Hello.

'Stab' Casey: [unaffected] Who is this?

Phone Voice: Guess.

'Stab' Casey: No, really. Who is this?

Phone Voice: Were you expecting somebody?

'Stab' Casey: [looks over at popping corn] No...

Maureen Evans: [frustrated loud voice] Bitch, hang up that phone and *69 his ass! Damn!

Phil Stevens: [turns to her; puts finger to lips] Shhhhh!

'Stab' Casey: Who is this?

Phone Voice: [distorted] Who would you like it to be?

'Stab' Casey: I don't like games. Who is this?

[Walks away from stove and above from where she was, a figure appears with music, scaring the moviegoers]

Phone Voice: Look out back. Do you see your boyfriend anywhere?

'Stab' Casey: I don't even have a boyfriend right now.

[looks visibly more frightened]

Phone Voice: [menacing] Would you like one?

Maureen Evans: [frustrated whisper] Damn it all.

[normal voice]

Maureen Evans: Can I - give me some money. I need to get some popcorn.

Phil Stevens: You got money.

Maureen Evans: I got my money. I asked fo' your money.

Phone Voice: What do y'say?

[Phil, annoyed, gets out the money]

Phil Stevens: [Soft mutter] Cheap ass.

Maureen Evans: [grabs the money] Thank you.

[Phil looks back at her without affection and turns back to the film]

Phone Voice: Come on. Cat got your tongue?

'Stab' Casey: You know, I don't even know you, and I dislike you already.

Maureen Evans: [Maureen sighs as she closes the doors and goes toward the popcorn stand; gets startled as movie audience screams and walks over to counter amidst comments about the movie] Hi, um, can I have a medium popcorn, no butter, and a small diet Pepsi?

Popcorn Boy: [small smile and friendly] You got it.

[to the killer]

Cici: Who are you calling for?

Phone Voice: What if I said you?

Cici: What if I said goodbye?

Phone Voice: Why would you want to do that?

Cici: Why do you always answer a question with a question?

Phone Voice: I'm inquisitive.

Cici: Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you wanna leave a message for somebody?

Phone Voice: Do you want to die tonight, Cici?

Phone Voice: Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath?

Derek: Oh thank god Sidney, I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night.

Sydney: Oh shit, the killer is here. He killed Hallie, he's here. Shit, who tied these?

Derek: What are you talking about?

Sydney: The killer! He's here!

Derek: Where?

Phone Voice: Right here.

[pause; heavy, deep breaths]

Phone Voice: You're fast, Sid.

[Sidney resumes trying to untie Derek]

Phone Voice: I wouldn't do that if I were you. You really want to trust your boyfriend?

Mickey: Don't you know, history repeats itself? Hmm, Sid?

[removes mask to reveal Mickey; uses voice-changer]

Phone Voice, Mickey: Surprise, Sidney.

Derek: What the fuck?

Mickey: Since Derek here disappeared on my ass, I've been on my own, all fucking night. Thanks a lot, partner.

Derek: You motherfucker! Sid, you know me better than that. Untie me.

Sydney: Oh my god, Derek!

Derek: No, no, no... Sid.

Mickey: It's okay, Derek. We got her.

Derek: No, no, Sid, listen to me. You know me better than that. He's lying.

Mickey: What do you think, Derek? Sidney's experiencing a little deja vu?

Mickey: Sid, he's lying! The man is lying! Sid, untie me! Untie me!

Mickey: Hmm. Boyfriend, killer. Boyfriend, killer. Boyfriend, killer.

Derek: No, I am gonna fucking kill you! You are dead! Dead!...

[Mickey shoots Derek in the chest, near heart]

Phone Voice: You're not going anywhere Sidney. It's time you came to terms with me, and with mother. Maybe you never knew her at all Sidney... maybe you just can't get past the surface of things.

Sidney: Who the hell are you?

Phone Voice: The other half of you. I searched for a mother too, an actress named "Reena Reynolds" tried to find her my whole LIFE, and four years ago I actually tracked her down. Knocked at her door thinking she'd welcome me with open arms, but she had a new life and a new name, Maureen Prescott! You were the only child she claimed Sidney. She shut me out into the cold forever! Her own son.

[takes off mask to reveal he is Roman Bridger]

Roman: Roman Bridger, director, and brother. She slammed the door in my face, Sid. She said I was "Reena's" child and Reena was dead... and then it struck me. What a good idea, so I watched her. I made a little movie, a little family film. Seems Maureen..."Mom"... she really got around. I mean Cotton was one thing; everybody knew about that. But Billy's father - that was the key. Your boyfriend didn't like seeing his daddy in my film too much. He didn't like it at all. And once I supplied the motivation... all the kid needed was a few pointers. Have a partner to sell out incase you got caught, find someone to frame, it was like he was making a movie.

Sidney: You... this is all because of you.

Roman: I'm a director Sid, I direct.

Sidney: Ah.

Roman: I had no idea, that they were gonna make a film of their own. I mean intoducing Sidney the victim, Sidney the survivor, SIDNEY THE STAR!

Cotton Weary: Who's this?

Female Caller: Who's this?

Cotton Weary: Who are you calling?

Female Caller: Oh, you know what, I've got the wrong number.

Cotton Weary: That's okay.

Female Caller: Wait, your voice. You sound a lot like that guy on TV, uh, Cotton Weary.

Cotton Weary: I do huh?

Female Caller: Yeah, I think he's got a really sexy voice.

Cotton Weary: [laughs] Okay, well, thank you.

Female Caller: Wait a minute. You are Cotton, aren't you? Oh my God, I am talking to Cotton Weary.

Cotton Weary: [laugh] You caught me. Listen can you hold on for a minute? I got someone on the other line.

Female Caller: Yeah...

Cotton Weary: Hold on.

Cotton Weary: [switches to car phone] Andrea, I got someone on the other line. I'll have to call you back.

Cotton Weary: [switches back to cell phone] So... you a 100% Cotton fan?

Female Caller: Yeah, 110%.

Cotton Weary: [chuckle] That's very good. So, uh... Why don't you tell me your name?

Female Caller: Ooh, you're a naughty boy, Cotton. Now, what would your girlfriend think?

Cotton Weary: What makes you think I have a girlfriend?

Phone Voice: [click] I know you do. I'm right outside her bathroom door. She's in the shower. She's got a nice little... voice. Let's go in for a closer look. Ooh, she's very, very pretty, Cotton. A step up from Maureen Prescott. Speaking of which, let's play a game. Answer right, your girlfriend lives, answer wrong she dies. Where's Maureen's daughter, Sidney?

Cotton Weary: Who the fuck is this?

Phone Voice: Someone who would kill to know where Sidney Prescott is. You've got connections. One chance, Cotton. Where is she?

Cotton Weary: Listen to me, you son of a bitch, if you touch Christine, I'll fucking kill you.

Phone Voice: Wrong answer!

[click; dead line]

Sidney: Hello?

Phone Voice: Hello?

Sidney: Um, Who's calling?

Phone Voice: Um, Who's calling?

Sidney: Look Dewey, Gail, whoever, I'll have to call you back because I only hear myself.

Phone Voice: I only hear you too, Sid.

Sarah Darling: Has there been another goddamn re-write? How the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?

Phone Voice: It's not just a new script, it's a new movie.

Sarah Darling: What movie?

Phone Voice: My movie. And it's called: "Sarah gets skewered like a fucking pig"!

[pause]

Phone Voice: Still in character, Sarah?

Phone Voice: Oh, it's rough being friends with you, Sid.

[mocking]

Phone Voice: When you're friends with Sid, you die.

Phone Voice: It was a simple game, Cotton, you should've told me where Sidney was... now you lose.