Bob Redding Quotes in Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Bob Redding: How's your head?

Elvira: I haven't had any complaints yet.

Bob Redding: I run the movie house.

Elvira: Oh, really? I'm in movies too! Have you ever shown, uh, "I Married Satan"?

Bob Redding: No...

Elvira: How about the sequel, "I Married Satan 2"?

Bob Redding: I, ah... I can only play G-rated movies.

Elvira: Oh well, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence.

Bob Redding: No, you didn't.

Elvira: Well, it is a pot luck. And believe me, when they open that pot, they're gonna need all the luck they can get. Revenge is better than Christmas.

Bob Redding: Well, at least you still have the ring.

Elvira: Yeah, but now all I can make it do is look cheap.

Bob Redding: You know what your problem is? Chastity Pariah.

Elvira: Oh. I thought that cleared up.

Bob Redding: Patty... you're not a very nice person!

Bob Redding: What's that perfume you're wearing?

Elvira: Supper Unleaded... Don't smoke!