Chastity Pariah Quotes in Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Chastity Pariah: Please, I don't think we need to resort to name calling. I think what Calvin is trying to say is that this Elvira is a person of easy virtue, a purveyor of pulchritude, a one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will. A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore.

Chastity Pariah: [seeing Elvira arriving] Well, I never.

Elvira: Yeah, and you never will with those soup cans on your head.

Chastity Pariah: Listen, young lady. I don't know who your are or where you came from, but you most certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress.

Elvira: Listen sister, if I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Chastity Pariah: Well, if she's morally unfit, then we have every right to do anything we can to get her out of this town. Are we agreed?

Mr. Clotter: I never laid a hand on those sheep, so help me.

Elvira: I have seen the People's Court. I'm entitled to one phone call and a strip search.

Chastity Pariah: Boy am I a horn dog. Is this face taken?

Chastity Pariah: He had his way with me in broad daylight.

Calvin Cobb: Me? You could have worn out a mechanical bull.