Earl Hooter Quotes in Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

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Earl Hooter Quotes:

  • Earl Hooter: The name's Earl, but the ladies back home call me Longhorn, maybe you can guess why.

    Elvira: Gee, I don't know, does it have anything to do with your breath?

  • Earl Hooter: Sounds like your looking to get yourself fired, little lady.

    Elvira: Yeah, go ahead and fire me. I need this job like a leper needs a three-way mirror!

  • Earl Hooter: [grabbing Elvira's breasts] It's milkin' time!

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