Amy Fitch Quotes in An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

[the undead Amy rises from a slab as a zombie]

Amy Fitch: Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady!

Andy McDermott: No! You're dead!

Amy Fitch: No, I'm undead. Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.

[Brad appears as a zombie]

Brad: Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, you're gonna have to come through me.

Amy Fitch: Oh, that's something.

[to Andy]

Amy Fitch: It took me four years on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!

Andy McDermott: This can't be happening.

Brad: Don't blame me Andy. I warned you.

Amy Fitch: [to Andy] Wait a minute. You knew about this all along?

Cadaver: Hey, keep it quiet! Some of us are trying to rest in pieces here.

Amy Fitch: Who do you have to sleep with to get a guy to have sex with you?

Amy Fitch: [undead] thank's for the lovely evening, douche bag! You really know how to show a girl a good time don't you!

Andy McDermott: No,no,no you're dead!

Amy Fitch: No, I ain't so lucky I am undead and as your rotting sidekick I am cursed to remain a restless spirit until you die!

Brad: Not so fast., you want my buddy dead nutball you're gonna have to wait I need him first he's no use to me as a corpse

Amy Fitch: I waited Four year's on a stairmaster to get a package like this, you ripped through it like a lamb chop.

Brad: Don't blame me Andy I warned you.

Amy Fitch: [to Andy] wait you mean you knew this all along

[punches Andy her hand phase's through his mouth]

Amy Fitch: .

Andy McDermott: [banging his head against the wall] im losing... my... freaking skull!

Brad: Come on you gotta pull yourself together Andy, you gotta get outta here the cop's wanna put you away for life.

Amy Fitch: [drunkenly to Andy] Are you kidding me, I love Jim Morrison.