Bernie Lomax Quotes in Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

[Bernie has just finished typing up the ransom note intended for Richard and Larry's "big fall"]

Bernie Lomax: [chuckles] Oh, this is good. This is very good.

[puts the note in a suitcase, then gets up and abruptly sees Paulie behind him; freaks out]

Bernie Lomax: Ah! Oh, I didn't hear you come in.

Paulie, Vito's Hit Man: I know. I'm real good at that.

Bernie Lomax: I told ya the guys aren't here yet, did I?

Paulie, Vito's Hit Man: [nods head] It's quite a shack you got here.

Bernie Lomax: Well, it's home.

Paulie, Vito's Hit Man: Ooh, can I have a cigarette?

Bernie Lomax: Hmm?

Paulie, Vito's Hit Man: Cigarette.

Bernie Lomax: [last words] Sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure.

[Bernie bends over to get the cigarettes, but Paulie injects a fatal overdose of heroin in his buttocks]

Bernie Lomax: Ow! Oh, what was th -

[succumbs to the heroin]

Bernie Lomax: Ooh! Ooh, ooh, oooh.

[Bernie slumps back into his desk chair, now dead. Paulie releases the needle from his buttocks]

Paulie, Vito's Hit Man: Quite a ride, huh, Bern?