Gwen Saunders Quotes in Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

Gwen Saunders: [whispering] Richard! Richard, there's a man... in his underwear... in your kitchen.

Richard Parker: [whispering] It's ok. He's with me. He's my, um... my butler.

Gwen Saunders: You have a butler?

Richard Parker: Yeah, it's okay, shh... he'll go away.

Jack Parker, Richard's Dad: [walks back from the kitchen, spots Richard and Gwen on the couch] Oh. Oh! I didn't realize you had company. Good evening, young lady.

Richard Parker: That's all right, Monroe. Yes, would you just go lay out my blue pinstripe for the morning?

Jack Parker, Richard's Dad: How about if I lay you out?

Richard Parker: Very well.

Gwen Saunders: Richard, just tell me what is going on!

Larry Wilson: [comes down the stairs, dragging Bernie's body by the leg] Look honey, Bernie's dead, they guys that killed 'em are now after us, can we hide out at your place or what?

[throws down Bernie's leg as he reaches the bottom of the staircase]

Larry Wilson: .

Gwen Saunders: [eyes as big as golf balls]

Larry Wilson: [sees Gwen's horrified expression, holds up Bernie's head] It's just Bernie!

[bangs Bernie's head against the stair support railing]

Gwen Saunders: [covers her mouth quietly screaming in a high pitched squeal] Aaaaah! Aaaah!

Richard Parker: Gwen, we didn't do this to him!

[Gwen, mouth still covered, begins looking wildly back and forth between Richard and Larry, slowly shaking her head and backing away]

Richard Parker: Look at us! Do we look like the kind of people who could kill someone?

Larry Wilson: [handing Gwen a drink] Come on, honey, sit down, take a load off, have a drink, you'll be fine!

Richard Parker: Let me rephrase that! Do *I* look like the kind of person that could kill someone?