Barry Pasternak Quotes in Hot Rod (2007)

Barry Pasternak: I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.

Barry Pasternak: They've done it! They've raised $50,000 for Frank's conveniently priced surgery!

Barry Pasternak: Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I want a lawyer!

Barry Pasternak: Rod's crew is running to his side. I, for one, hope none of them had a fight with Rod this morning because he is more than likely dead.