Ernie Henderson Quotes in Harry and the Hendersons (1987)

Ernie Henderson: The basement. You'll love it! It's like a cave. With a pool table.

Ernie Henderson: [whispering] Hey, Dad, what if it's him?

George Henderson: Who?

Ernie Henderson: [whispering] Bigfoot.

George Henderson: Bigfoot...?

Ernie Henderson: Holy shit! Sorry, Dad.

George Henderson: That's okay, I was looking for the right words.

Ernie Henderson: Shoot it!

George Henderson: It's dead.

Ernie Henderson: Shoot it anyway!

George Henderson: I'm not going to stand around while some animal destroys our house.

Ernie Henderson: Dad, he's not an animal!

Sarah Henderson: I don't feel so good...

Ernie Henderson: Pull over, Dad. She's gonna launch.

George Henderson: Ernest!

Ernie Henderson: Hey, Dad.

George Henderson: Yeah?

Ernie Henderson: Do you think I could get a pair of real Major League baseball cleats when we get back?

George Henderson: You bet.

Ernie Henderson: Great. I'm gonna spike Frankie McDowell.

Nancy Henderson: Oh no you're not.

George Henderson: Listen to your mom, Ern.

Ernie Henderson: But he spiked me twice.

George Henderson: Well that's different. You go right ahead then.

Nancy Henderson: George!

George Henderson: Nan, you don't understand these things. It's just smart baseball.