Kevin Powell Quotes in Hot Rod (2007)

Rod Kimble: Hey, everybody! I got some awesome news. We have a new crew member today, Denise. So I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. All right, Dave, you're up.

Dave: Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Dave, and uh... I like to party.

Rod Kimble: Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe you could do something different from me.

Dave: My name is Dave, and I... am the stuntman.

Rod Kimble: You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up.

Rico: Uh, hello! I'm Rico, and I like to party.

Rod Kimble: Yeah, uh, Rico, what did I just say to Dave?

Rico: Who?

Rod Kimble: Dave!

Kevin Powell: I like to party. I'm Rod.

Rod Kimble: No! You're Kevin!

Kevin Powell: Right, Kevin. I party.

Rod Kimble: No, no, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me.

Dave: Yes, and we party.

Rod Kimble: No!

Rico: Yeah, just Rod...

Rod Kimble: Yes!

Rico: ...and me!

Rod Kimble: No! I'm the only one who parties!

Kevin Powell: I'm pretty sure I've partied before.

Rod Kimble: No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. Okay? You do not party!

Kevin Powell: You're right. Dave's the party guy.

Dave: Haha, sweet!

Rod Kimble: Oh, my God, shut up! Okay? I'm just gonna do it for you.

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'wh'] The safe word is "WHiskey."

Kevin Powell: Sorry, Rod, What was that?

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] "WHiskey"

Kevin Powell: [pronouncing it with a silent 'h'] Don't you mean "Whiskey?"

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h'] WHat?

Kevin Powell: You're saying it weird.

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] Saying WHat WHEird?

Kevin Powell: All of it.

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing the 'h']

[scoffs]

Rod Kimble: WHere do you get off?

Kevin Powell: I just don't get why your saying it that way?

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] WHY I'm saying WHat *WHAT* WHay?

Kevin Powell: Forget it.

Rod Kimble: [pronouncing every W as WH] I WHill! I WHill forget it!

Rod Kimble: Cool beans?

Kevin Powell: Cool beans.

Rod Kimble: [bowing, in a high pitched sing-song voice] Ancestors protect me.

Kevin Powell: [bows back and sings in a high pitched voice] May they protect you.

Rod Kimble: [bowing, sings] Gods of *War*.

Kevin Powell: [bows back, sings] May your hammer be mighty.

Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister?

Kevin Powell: Oh, Denise isn't his sister.

Dave: She's not?

Kevin Powell: No

Dave: Oh. That shatters my entire universe.

Kevin Powell: [after Rod asks Cathy out] Wow, Rod, I can't believe she said yes.

Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, you have only to believe if you wish to achieve, Kevin. That rhymed. Unintentional.

Dave: Man, Rod! I am just green with jealous rage right now!

Rod Kimble: [guessing the flavors of Jelly Belly's] Toasted marshmallow.

Kevin Powell: Right.

[hands him another]

Rod Kimble: [confused look] Raspberry?

Kevin Powell: [looks down in disappointment]

Rod Kimble: Psych! Very Cherry.

Kevin Powell: Right. A hundred straight!

Kevin Powell: Hey, Rod, what's that song about a grandma getting run over by a reindeer?

Rod Kimble: "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer"?

Kevin Powell: [swivels hips] noooo...!

Kevin Powell: It's bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert.

Kevin Powell: Wow, Rod. I can't believe she said yes.

Rod Kimble: Yeah Kevin. You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional.

Denise: Wow. She's really pretty, Rod.

Rod Kimble: I know, D. But it's more than that me and Kathy. It's emotional. She gets me.

Dave: Wow, Rod. I am just green with jealous rage right now!