Barry Bergman Quotes in Two Weeks (2006)
Barry Bergman Quotes:
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Barry Bergman: [on the phone] Look, the honest to God truth, I'm down here because my mother is dying. I want you to do this for her... Yeah, it's like her last wish, something she never had... Yeah, she really wants high-speed Internet access... No good she'll be dead by then. Is there some rush fee I can pay?
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Barry Bergman: How's it coming?
Emily Bergman: Well, I got pretty good when I skipped school but it's been a while.
Barry Bergman: Forgery's like riding a bicycle, you never forget how... I've heard.
Matthew Bergman: What do I get to do?
Keith Bergman: You're driving the get-away car.
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Keith Bergman: Well, the confessing thing worked out for you, but next time just rat out Barry, he's already got a record.
Barry Bergman: Blow me.
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Keith Bergman: Left your cell phone.
Barry Bergman: Yep
Keith Bergman: Don't you think we should bring it?
Barry Bergman: Nope, you want to find out your mother died in the cereal aisle of Sir Buy-a-Lot?
Keith Bergman: Nope.
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Keith Bergman: My mom brought me up that there was a solution to every problem. So tell me...
[leans into intercom mic]
Keith Bergman: who do I have to fuck, to get the Sir Buy a Lot discount on my orange juice?
[in the parking lot]
Barry Bergman: I've never been thrown out of a grocery store.
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