Bharat Bhushan Quotes in Bheja Fry (2007)

Bharat Bhushan: Asif, this is Bhushan.

Asif Merchant: Bharat, your Dhoni was washed out by the Pakistanis.

Bharat Bhushan: Even I'm watching the match, there are a lot of overs left.

Asif Merchant: If they couldn't do anything in 43 overs, what can they uproot now?

Bharat Bhushan: Have you forgotten about the Multan one-day? So badly we uprooted you, that you are still holding it in your hand.

Bharat Bhushan: Get lost!

Asif Merchant: You get lost!

Bharat Bhushan: You get lost!

[Bharat bangs the phone]

Anant Ghoshal: What a character, man!

Bharat Bhushan: I know.

Ranjeet Thadani: I've been tolerating him all evening! You hung up?

Bharat Bhushan: I'll call him again. Look, don't worry, we fight all the time but we are best friends. We can die for each other.

Ranjeet Thadani: Put the speaker phone on please.

Bharat Bhushan: Redial. It is ringing.

Ranjeet Thadani: I can hear it.

Asif Merchant: Hmmm...

Bharat Bhushan: Asif, listen to me carefully...

Asif Merchant: Now only 6 overs are left. What has your Bhajji uprooted?

Bharat Bhushan: Forget the match. I have some important work.

Asif Merchant: On one condition - Say, "Rahul Dravid, down-down. India bye-bye."

Bharat Bhushan: Have you lost your goddamn mind? Never ever!

Asif Merchant: In that case, go to hell.

[Anant & Ranjeet: Please, please say it]

Asif Merchant: What happened? Caught in a religious dilemma?

Bharat Bhushan: I'm doing this only for you Ranjeet Thadani! - "India down-down, Rahul Dravid bye-bye".

Asif Merchant: You actually said it? Is everything okay, buddy?