Aunt Voula Quotes in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016)

Aunt Voula: [to Toula] You're welcome. Shave everything. EVERYTHING. Ooh!

Aunt Voula: He's your partner? Or your partner?

Angelo: He's both.

Maria: Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki - eyes open knees shut!

Aunt Voula: [to Maria] If your knees are open, shut your eyes.

Aunt Voula: Stop trying to fix everything. You baby your parents because you can't parent your baby no more.

Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat?

[the entire room stops, in shock]

Aunt Voula: Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.

Aunt Voula: [to Ian's parents] Now, you are family. Okay. All my life, I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. Always, a lump. Then I started menopause and the lump got bigger from the "hormonees." It started to grow. So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin.

Aunt Voula: Ian, I'm Aunt Voula. Let me touch your hair. Oh, oh oh.

Toula Portokalos: Umm Aunt Voula.

Aunt Voula: Ok Ok. Why don't you come to my house and I cook for you

Toula Portokalos: That may be a problem.

Aunt Voula: Why it a problem? Don't you tell him I'm the best cook in the family?

Toula Portokalos: Oh, I did.

Ian Miller: Twice!

[they laugh]

Toula Portokalos: Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.

Aunt Voula: He don't eat no meat?

Toula Portokalos: No, he doesn't eat meat.

Aunt Voula: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DON'T EAT NO MEAT?

[the room goes silent]

Aunt Voula: Oh that's ok, That's ok, I make lamb!

Maria Portokalos: We must let Kosta think this was his idea.

Aunt Voula: All right, I know.

Maria Portokalos: That he came up with it.

Aunt Voula: All right.

Toula Portokalos: Ma, he's gonna figure it out.

Maria Portokalos: Don't you worry.

Aunt Voula: Okay, I know what to do you.

Maria Portokalos: You don't know what to do. You talk, talk, talk, all the time!

Aunt Voula: Do you want my help?

Maria Portokalos: Yes, I want your help!

Aunt Voula: Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say.

Maria Portokalos: Perfect!

Aunt Voula: Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?

Nikki: Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.

Angelo: Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a change.

Nikki: Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner!

Angelo: You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything.

Nikki: Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing!

Angelo: Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there.

Nikki: Angelo... bite me!

Aunt Voula: Disgusting! Be a lady!

Aunt Voula: [Watching Ian dance at the reception] Oh, Taki... he looks Greek.

Aunt Voula: Toula. Toula! You're engaged. You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you. Never. *Never.* Taki, didn't we say that...

Uncle Taki: We never think this day would come. Never

Gus Portokalos: Anyways, I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody.

Uncle Taki: She not too old. In Greece you don't tell anybody how old she is!

Aunt Voula: Ah, there you go!

Gus Portokalos: She don't want to go!

Uncle Taki, Aunt Voula: [Shocked] She don't want to go?

Gus Portokalos: No! It's like, it's like she don't want to get married!

[He crosses himself]

Uncle Taki, Aunt Voula: [Crossing themselves] No, No, No!

Aunt Voula: [after Taki suggests that Toula is okay] What ok? She no Ok! Athena is married with three children!