Juney Quotes in Disaster Movie (2008)

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Juney Quotes:

  • Juney: Time to get this sea monkey plastered.

  • Juney: I know this is 'An Inconvenient Truth', but it's global warming!

  • Juney: Let me guess, an evil witch banished you from your fairy tale kingdom.

    Enchanted Princess: No, my silly, pasty, quirky teen. Actually, I'm just a demented homeless chick who lives in the sewers.

    Will: How'd you end up there?

    Enchanted Princess: Drugs. Lots and lots snd lots of mind-altering, enchanting, DRUGS!

  • Will: [singing] I'm fucking Matt Damon.

    Amy: You're fucking Matt Damon?

    [singing]

    Amy: Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana!

    Hannah Montana: [singing] She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava!

    Flava-Flav Look-A-Like: [singing] Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too!

    Juney: [singing] Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too.

    Michael Cera Look-A-Like: [singing] And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude.

    All: And we're all fucking Hellboy!

  • Juney: I think my water's gonna break!

  • Male Carrie: [thinking] And so I thought: Could a simple New York City gal like me really beat the shit out of a pregnant teenager? I wonder.

    Juney: Like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV, I must break you.

  • Jacob Elliot Saunders: Now you two get in the pick-up truck. I got somethin' else I got to do.

    Juney: No, I'm not...!

    Jacob Elliot Saunders: Now, Juney... Now, Juney, I'm not comin' with you. I'm goin' to the top of that mountain. I'm going to climb up there and watch it happen. I don't particularly want to be around when this thing's over with, but you two got to believe there can be a new beginnin'.

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